A list of all the dad tips. No guide except just wait around for them.
List of all Dad Tips
All credit goes to Nik!
- #1 – Don’t forget to floss every day.
- #2 – It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA.
- #3 – Start building credit as soon as possible.
- #4 – Stand up for yourself – don’t let anyone disrespect you.
- #5 – Everyone needs to know how to use power tools.
- #6 – Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done.
- #7 – LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format.
- #8 – Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up.
- #9 – Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans.
- #10 – If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street.
- #11 – It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos.
- #12 – Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album.
- #13 – Buy quality, not quantity.
- #14 – Shave with the grain.
- #15 – You always have time for a beer with your buds.
- #16 – Always use a coat of wax after a wash.
- #17 – Nothing can beat reading in print.
- #18 – Always carry a pocket knife.
- #19 – Use your hips when throwing.
- #20 – Keep your word.
- #21 – Eat a lot of broccoli.
- #22 – Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication.
- #23 – Take care of your health while you’re still young.
- #24 – Always help a friend in need.
- #25 – Drink plenty of water.
- #26 – Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy!
- #27 – Don’t eat too close to your bedtime.
- #28 – Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe.
- #29 – Medicine is not always the best medicine.
- #30 – Always bring a war chest.
- #31 – You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks.
- #32 – You can’t beat the whammy bar.
- #33 – The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded.
- #34 – Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history.
- #35 – It’s called masking tape for a reason.
- #36 – Trust no one.
- #37 – If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine.
- #38 – The extended cut is the only cut worth watching.
- #39 – They really stepped up the production value in Episode V.
- #40 – Managing debt is just part of being an adult.
- #41 – Run through the finish line.
- #42 – What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it.
- #43 – When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion.
- #44 – Gas is cheaper in the suburbs.
- #45 – Do what you love and the money will come.
- #46 – Do it once, do it right.
- #47 – Don’t skip the corners.
- #48 – Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game.
- #49 – If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over.
- #50 – Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes.
- #51 – You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop.
- #52 – A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye.
- #53 – Pet every dog.
- #54 – Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
- #55 – Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear.
- #56 – Go ask your mother.
- #57 – If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet.
- #58 – Practice makes permanent.
- #59 – First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest.
- #60 – Never give up, never remember.
- #61 – That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you.
- #62 – Whistle while you work.
- #63 – Please remember to call us once in a while.
- #64 – Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance.
- #65 – Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think.
- #66 – It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance.
- #67 – Try to exercise regularly.
- #68 – Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough.
- #69 – It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad.
- #70 – Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks.
- #71 – Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage.
- #72 – The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash.
- #73 – When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern.
- #74 – Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache.
- #75 – Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.
- #76 – If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
- #77 – Don’t smoke.
- #78 – Try not to make assumptions about people.
- #79 – Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches.
- #80 – Please don’t pirate games.
- #81 – It’s better to be early than late.
- #82 – Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein.
- #83 – Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets.
- #84 – Treat people better than they treat you.
- #85 – Be generous and kind to everyone.
- #86 – Always try your best at everything.
- #87 – Spend less money than you make.
- #88 – Pay your bills early.
- #89 – Look at situations positively.
- #90 – Always try to make others around you happy.
- #91 – Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable.
- #92 – You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others.
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