South Park: The Fractured But Whole – Gameplay Tips

A Precise Guide on how to git gud at South Park: The Fractured But Whole for all gingers, jews and canadians

Take advantage of the power of Political Correctness

Please note: all credit goes to Kite!

Make sure to visit PC Principal in the restaurant as soon as possible in the game. He will teach you about Political Correctness and how to deal with microaggressions. It’s extremely important that you punish every microaggression you encounter during combat to conserve a respectful atmosphere while you are fighting.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Gameplay Tips

Call the Classi Mobil when you are in trouble

Do not hesitate to use your pink smartphone and call Classi (with an “i” and a little d*ck hanging off the “C” that bends around and f’cks the “L” into the A-S-S, not the other one) everytime you are in trouble. She will be there as soon as possible to knock down your enemies with her Classi Mobil.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Gameplay Tips

Confront your fears

To git gud in this game you will have to confront your fears sooner or later. In South Park you are able to fight Withdrawal, Victimization, Accusations, Expectations and Resentments all at once. Make sure to defeat them before continuing with the main story.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Gameplay Tips

Avoid the Bootay

When you are progressing through the main story, you will have to confront the Spontaneous Bootay at some point. This is going to be one of the most difficult situations you will ever have to face in your whole meaningless ginger life. The only chance to survive the Bootay is by escaping it, while hoping that the Bootay is not as fast as you are.

Make sure to not fight the Bootay under any circumstances! Not only that you have no chance to beat it anyway, it would destroy your gained power of Political Correctness as well, because the Bootay has got black skin color.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Gameplay Tips

Select your squad well

Last but not least it is very important to have a good constellation of squad members, when you want to git gud at the game. Make sure to always have Call Girl on your team, because she is the only female squad member you can select and you have to meet a 20% quota of women to be successful (only exception: you identify yourself as a girl during the conversation with Mackey). Furthermore it’s recommended to put at least one (better two) people with minority background in your team. You can take Token (black skin color), Tweek or Craig (both gay) for this task.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Gameplay Tips

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I love games and I live games. Video games are my passion, my hobby and my job. My experience with games started back in 1994 with the Metal Mutant game on ZX Spectrum computer. And since then, I’ve been playing on anything from consoles, to mobile devices.

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