A Precise Guide on how to git gud at South Park: The Fractured But Whole for all gingers, jews and canadians
Take advantage of the power of Political Correctness
Make sure to visit PC Principal in the restaurant as soon as possible in the game. He will teach you about Political Correctness and how to deal with microaggressions. It’s extremely important that you punish every microaggression you encounter during combat to conserve a respectful atmosphere while you are fighting.
Call the Classi Mobil when you are in trouble
Do not hesitate to use your pink smartphone and call Classi (with an “i” and a little d*ck hanging off the “C” that bends around and f’cks the “L” into the A-S-S, not the other one) everytime you are in trouble. She will be there as soon as possible to knock down your enemies with her Classi Mobil.
Confront your fears
To git gud in this game you will have to confront your fears sooner or later. In South Park you are able to fight Withdrawal, Victimization, Accusations, Expectations and Resentments all at once. Make sure to defeat them before continuing with the main story.
Avoid the Bootay
When you are progressing through the main story, you will have to confront the Spontaneous Bootay at some point. This is going to be one of the most difficult situations you will ever have to face in your whole meaningless ginger life. The only chance to survive the Bootay is by escaping it, while hoping that the Bootay is not as fast as you are.
Make sure to not fight the Bootay under any circumstances! Not only that you have no chance to beat it anyway, it would destroy your gained power of Political Correctness as well, because the Bootay has got black skin color.
Select your squad well
Last but not least it is very important to have a good constellation of squad members, when you want to git gud at the game. Make sure to always have Call Girl on your team, because she is the only female squad member you can select and you have to meet a 20% quota of women to be successful (only exception: you identify yourself as a girl during the conversation with Mackey). Furthermore it’s recommended to put at least one (better two) people with minority background in your team. You can take Token (black skin color), Tweek or Craig (both gay) for this task.