Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

A list of all the dad tips. No guide except just wait around for them.

List of all Dad Tips

All credit goes to Nik!

#1 – Don’t forget to floss every day.
#2 – It’s never too early to invest in a personal IRA.
#3 – Start building credit as soon as possible.
#4 – Stand up for yourself – don’t let anyone disrespect you.
#5 – Everyone needs to know how to use power tools.
#6 – Don’t trust anyone who likes their meat well done.
#7 – LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format.
#8 – Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up.
#9 – Don’t use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans.
#10 – If you’re parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street.
#11 – It’s rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos.
#12 – Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album.
#13 – Buy quality, not quantity.
#14 – Shave with the grain.
#15 – You always have time for a beer with your buds.
#16 – Always use a coat of wax after a wash.
#17 – Nothing can beat reading in print.
#18 – Always carry a pocket knife.
#19 – Use your hips when throwing.
#20 – Keep your word.
#21 – Eat a lot of broccoli.
#22 – Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication.
#23 – Take care of your health while you’re still young.
#24 – Always help a friend in need.
#25 – Drink plenty of water.
#26 – Exercise regularly and you’ll stay healthy!
#27 – Don’t eat too close to your bedtime.
#28 – Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe.
#29 – Medicine is not always the best medicine.
#30 – Always bring a war chest.
#31 – You’re young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks.
#32 – You can’t beat the whammy bar.
#33 – The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded.
#34 – Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history.
#35 – It’s called masking tape for a reason.
#36 – Trust no one.
#37 – If you press the ignition too long you’ll just flood the engine.
#38 – The extended cut is the only cut worth watching.
#39 – They really stepped up the production value in Episode V.
#40 – Managing debt is just part of being an adult.
#41 – Run through the finish line.
#42 – What you do, when you don’t have to, will determine where you’ll be when you can’t help it.
#43 – When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion.
#44 – Gas is cheaper in the suburbs.
#45 – Do what you love and the money will come.
#46 – Do it once, do it right.
#47 – Don’t skip the corners.
#48 – Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game.
#49 – If the police are driving behind you, don’t give them probable cause to pull you over.
#50 – Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes.
#51 – You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop.
#52 – A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye.
#53 – Pet every dog.
#54 – Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55 – Liquor before beef, you’re in the clear.
#56 – Go ask your mother.
#57 – If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs… make a really nice omelet.
#58 – Practice makes permanent.
#59 – First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest.
#60 – Never give up, never remember.
#61 – That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you.
#62 – Whistle while you work.
#63 – Please remember to call us once in a while.
#64 – Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance.
#65 – Grow your own vegetables. It’s cheaper, I think.
#66 – It’s okay if you don’t come in first, just make sure you have health insurance.
#67 – Try to exercise regularly.
#68 – Sleep is important! Make sure you’re getting enough.
#69 – It’s okay to cry if you’re feeling sad.
#70 – Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don’t sleep on rocks.
#71 – Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage.
#72 – The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash.
#73 – When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern.
#74 – Anyone who tells you that a drink isn’t manly has never known heartache.
#75 – Call someone if you’re thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.
#76 – If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
#77 – Don’t smoke.
#78 – Try not to make assumptions about people.
#79 – Don’t trust gas station egg sandwiches.
#80 – Please don’t pirate games.
#81 – It’s better to be early than late.
#82 – Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein.
#83 – Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets.
#84 – Treat people better than they treat you.
#85 – Be generous and kind to everyone.
#86 – Always try your best at everything.
#87 – Spend less money than you make.
#88 – Pay your bills early.
#89 – Look at situations positively.
#90 – Always try to make others around you happy.
#91 – Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable.
#92 – You’re never too busy or important to be kind to others.