Your enemies will call you Fire God! (If they are huge nerds). Roast Blast: adds strong fire effect to your attacks.
It’s stiff because it’s frozen! Get your mind out of the gutter! Stiff Stick: adds small freezing effect to your attacks.
Taking the effects of Brain Freeze to bold new heights! Ice Cream: adds small freezing effect to your attacks.
Lightning will definitely strike the same place twice with this baby! Discharger: adds medium electric discharge to your attacks and adds small impact boost to your attacks.
Short handle, long flame (Prohibited in some jurisdictions). Flame Stabber: adds strong fire effect to your attacks.
Giving new resonance to the term bleeding edge. Haemorrhage: cuts deep adding strong bleeding effect to your attacks.