Zueirama – 100% Full Achievement Guide

Heya gamers! Here’s a 100% achievement guide for all the english speaking folks out there trying to get all the achievements for the game.

How to Obtain All Achievements

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First of All, What the Heck Is Zueirama?

Zueirama is a 2D pixelated humor-based game featuring retro graphics, music and drawing inspiration from the beloved games of the 90s. Set in a world brimming with internet meme references (mostly from Brazil), where “Coxinhas”, “Mortadelas” and a evil Pepe join forces to extinguish all the “zueira” from the world.

The game currently features 34 achievements (main game + the free “cyberpunk 2077” DLC), which are relatively easy – with a little bit of attention, you can easily complete the game in about 4 to 6 hours.

Main Game Achievements

The achievements obtainable troughout the base game.

Main Story Achievements

These achievements are practically unmissable, as they are part of the main story, duh.

Just beat the game, and they will be yours.

Começando com o pé direito

• Complete the game’s tutorial

No secret at all, just finish the tutorial, aka the game’s prologue, and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de Monstros

• Defeat the boss “Monstro”

The first boss battle of the game.

Just beat up that green buff guy and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de Carros do Ovo

• Defeat the boss “Carro do Ovo”

The second boss battle of the game.

Easy-peasy, defeat the boss and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de DJs

• Defeat the boss “DJ Zord”

The third boss battle of the game.

Put a stop to that poopy robot’s music and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de DinoTubarões

• Defeat the boss “DinoTubarão”

The forth boss battle of the game.

Beat the heck out of that water dinosaur and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de Bagunceiros

• Defeat the boss “Li’l Mess”

The fifth boss battle of the game.

Make a big mess out of him and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor de Espaço-Naves

• Defeat the boss “Nave”

The sixth boss battle of the game.

Break all of that spaceship and you’ll get the achievement.

Destruidor De Vilões

• Defeat the boss “Sádipo”

The final boss battle of the game.

Defeat him, save the world and the “zueira” and you’ll get the achievement.

Challenge Achievements

Now, for the achievements where you need to complete a specific challenge in a especific phase of the game to obtain it. Let’s do it.

Combo de Pizza 1

• Hit 10 pizzas in a row

Well, just make a combo with 10 pizzas, no secret.

Combo de Pizza 2

• Hit 16 pizzas in a row

Now, instead of comboing 10 times, combo 16 times.

Combo de Pizza 3

• Hit 22 pizzas in a row

Well, well, now you need to combo 22 times in a row.

Combo de Pizza 4

• Hit 30 pizzas in a row

You comboed 10, 16, 22, so 30 times in a row shouldn’t be anything for you, right?

Imortal

• Never Die?

Just defeat the second boss of the game, the “Egg Car” boss, without dying and you’ll get the achievement.

Tagarela

• Talk to all NPCs in the “Cortiço” phase

In total, there are 3 NPCs.

Just visit them all, finish the map and you’ll get the achievement.

Ganancioso

• Collect all coins while fleeing from the Giant Stone during the “Cave” phase

Why leave the coins behind when you can take them all?

Just be careful to jump and get all the coins, do that and you’ll get the achievement.

Chineladas de Mãe

• Every thrown flip-flop must hit an enemy or a box in the “Diving into the Joke” phase

All mothers know how to not miss any flip-flops thrown.

P.S: This achiev’ can be bugged sometimes.
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After completing it for the first time, if you replay it, the checkpoints will all be activated, and when you reach the end, the cutscene will not play. You have to close the game and restart to fix it. After some attempts, it will finally work, and you’ll get the achievement.

Simplista

• Don’t collect PowerUps with the submarine

While defeating enemies, some of then will drop a power up for your submarine bullets, don’t collect it, finish the map and you’ll get the achievement.

Pacifista

• Don’t destroy any sea urchins during the “Submarine” phase

PeTA would be proud of you. Don’t hit ANY sea urchin in the phase, yes, I said ANY. Be careful, finish the map and you’ll get the achievement.

Conhecedor das Referências

• Get the dialogue sequence right with the Arrombador in the “Borrowing a Ship” phase

This can be tricky for non brazilians, as the correct dialogue sequences are from a popular meme from Brazil. Pick the correct dialogues and you’ll get the achievement.

Procurado

• Get 5 wanted stars during the “Borrowing a Ship” phase

Just keep defeating enemies in the beggining of the phase til’ you get 5 stars ala GTA style and you’ll get the achievement.

Pacifista

• Don’t kill any enemies during the “Borrowing a Ship” phase

Yeah, now you can’t kill any enemies during the whole phase. Complete the map without killing any enemies and you’ll get the achievement.

Mestre dos Combos

• Defeat 10 enemies without touching the ground

You can easily do this achiev’ in the “escape” section. While waiting for the alien to open the doors, hordes of enemies will be after you so you can easily get a 10 hit combo. Do that and you’ll get the achievement.

Orgulhoso

• Don’t collect PowerUps during the “Going through Space” phase

This can be one of the most difficult achiev’s to get. Select the “easy” mode for more checkpoints, don’t get any power-ups and you’ll get the achievement.

Vocês não Passarão

• Don’t let any enemies escape in the “Going through Space” phase

In my opinion, the most difficult achiev’ to get.

Checkpoints won’t help, as you need to finish the whole level without dying, but you can select the easy mode if you still want. The tip here is to stay a little more to the right of the screen and kill the fast-moving enemy ships as quickly as possible; they can get out of your screen really fast and ultimately escape. Good luck! Kill all the enemy ships that appear and you’ll get the achievement.

Você não pode me tocar

• Take no damage from the Spinning Saws in the “Alien City” phase

Just don’t get hit by the saws. Finish the map without taking hits from the saws and you’ll get the achievement.

The “Cyberpunk 2077” DLC Achievements

The achievements obtainable troughout the “cyberpunk” free DLC for the game.

Main Story DLC Achievements

These are unmissable achievements, as they are part of the main story of the DLC, duh.

Just beat the DLC, and they will be yours.

Bem Vindo a 2077

• Watch the intro to this new adventure

Just click to play DLC and watch the introduction of the DLC, after that you’ll get the achievement.

Tutorial 2077

• Complete the new tutorial in the “Club” phase

No biggie, it’s literally the DLC’s prologue, a.k.a the new tutorial. Complete it and you’ll get the achievement.

Peças da Moto

• Collect the motorcycle parts for Rogerinho in the “Club” phase

Keep progressing trough the DLC, get all the parts of Rogerinhos’s motorcycle and you’ll get the achievement.

Caneta

• Defeat the boss “Caneta”

The first boss battle of the DLC.

A boss shaped like a pen, horrendous! Defeat it and you’ll get the achievement.

Baiacu

• Defeat the boss “Baiacu”

The second boss battle of the DLC.

Shoot down that big flying pufferfish and you’ll get the achievement.

Queixola

• Defeat the boss “Queixola”

The final boss battle of the DLC.

A sucessor of Sádipo. Defeat him, save Rogerinho and you’ll get the achievement.

Challenge Achievements

Now, for the achievements where you need to complete a specific challenge in a especific phase of the DLC to obtain it. Let’s go.

Saltador Imortal

• Go through the “Flying Cars” phase without dying

Just don’t die, simple. You can use some of the itens from the shop to give you an extra life to help. Complete the phase without dying and you’ll get the achievement.

Ovão

• Take no damage from the Ovão in the “Big Train” phase

Three of these enemies will spawn at the end of the map, defeat then being careful to not take any damage and you’ll get the achievement.

Precisão máxima

• Don’t miss any shots in the “Moto 77” phase

The tip is to get close to the targets and shoot, it doesn’t work very well on a distant targe. Don’t miss your shots and you’ll get the achievement.