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Destroy All Humans! - All Probe Locations

Written by Splat   /   Jul 30, 2020    

Locations for probes with both text and pictures. Spoilers ahead. In the pictures taken, my 'crosshairs' will usually be pointed toward a probe unless Crypto is standing relatively close to it.

Probe Locations List

Turnipseed Farm Probes 25/25

1/25 next to 1st chicken coop.

2/25 on hill next to 1st chicken coop.

3/25 on top of 1st farm house.

4/25 next to 1st silo.

5/25 on hill behind 1st silo.

6/25 on top of 2nd chicken coop next to crop fields near rampage challenge.

7/25 on little island just off of the crop fields.

8/25 on rocks off the shore to the right of the little island.

9/25 behind 1st barn house next to dead tree.

10/25 in between the two trees in 1st pond.

11/25 to the right off of the road in wooded forest just past the 1st fruit stand.

12/25 behind 1st barn house across the 1st pond.

13/25 along the rocky shore, to the right of the last probe you collected.

14/25 next to a small farm house, to the right of the last probe across the street.

15/25 on top of a water well next to another small farm house which is to the right of the last small farm house.

16/25 next to another small farm house nearby another landing site.

17/25 in the tilled field next to a red tractor right behind the small farm house where you collected the last probe.

18/25 hidden in smoke from chimney, on top of the 2nd big farm house.

19/25 near the chicken coop in front of the 2nd big farm house where you collected last probe.

20/25 next to a rock near 2nd pond after crossing the 2 lane roads from the 2nd big farm house.

21/25 in front of last collected probe next to 2nd pond on rocky shore.

22/25 nearby last collected probe in a circular shaped shed with a broken down tractor and explosive barrel.

23/25 behind another small farm house next to another cow field below the hill from the 2nd barn house.

24/25 in wagon behind 2nd barn house near abduction challenge.

25/25 in between two lane roads next to second blue moon sign.

Rockwell Probes 30/30

1/30 to the left of 1st landing site among the trees.

2/30 on top of rock to the left of the fair.

3/30 in mid of pond nearby grilling station.

4/30 on small rock island in pond.

5/30 underneath bridge.

6/30 on top of silo to the right of fairgrounds.

7/30 behind cotton candy stand to the left of fairgrounds entrance.

8/30 on top of fairgrounds tent.

9/30 on top of Ferris wheel.

10/30 in the playground to the right of the road from the bridge.

11/30 on top of pool in front of second house to the right of the playground.

12/30 behind second house in backyard.

13/30 in backyard of 4th house.

14/30 on rocks behind cow statue.

15/30 off the side of blue farm house.

16/30 behind same blue farm house enclosed within walls.

17/30 in circular shed next to blue farm house.

18/30 on top of blue moon cinema sign next to circular shed.

19/30 behind main town square buildings nearby cinema.

20/30 behind cinema screen.

21/30 inside military building nearby cinema.

22/30 on top of mayors building.

23/30 inside of military building nearby mayors building.

24/30 inside of another military building nearby mayors building behind a military truck.

25/30 next to small farm house with cows nearby military building.

26/30 in cemetery nearby small farm house.

27/30 behind gas station.

28/30 behind gray colored barn house nearby another landing site.

29/30 behind farm shed behind red barn house behind military building nearby cinema.

30/30 on top of silo further away from last collected probe.

Santa Modesta Probes 50/50

1/50 to the right of 1st landing site.

2/50 at end of dirt path at top of hill from 1st landing site.

3/50 in middle of baseball field to the left of last collected probe.

4/50 on baseball field score sign nearby last collected probe.

5/50 on top of rock near shore slightly to the right of last collected probe.

6/50 to left of baseball field nearby shore and military turret gun in trees.

7/50 to left of last collected probe.

8/50 nearby landing site hidden behind some rocks.

9/50 hidden behind rock to the left of last collected probe.

10/50 top of church nearby radio station.

11/50 in the Tasty Pete's Donut's sign, next to the church.

12/50 behind al's quality repairs down the hill from Tasty Pete's Donuts.

13/50 on top of antenna on top of SMCBS radio station.

14/50 behind the tree nearby the radio tower at the radio station.

15/50 on top of the cliff rocks before the homes nearby the radio station.

16/50 in front door of blue home nearby last collected probe.

17/50 in back yard patio 2 houses to the right of last collected probe.

18/50 on top of rock nearby beach homes to the left of the homes from last 2 collected probes.

19/50 on second story patio of purple beach house nearby last collected probe.

20/50 nearby forklift inside of military base on lighthouse island.

21/50 on top of submarine inside of military base on lighthouse island.

22/50 behind lighthouse island on top of submarine gate entrance.

23/50 on top of lighthouse.

24/50 nearby green dock house on lighthouse island.

25/50 inside of blue/white boat house on shore nearby radio station.

26/50 & 27/50 on top of rocks nearby same boat house from last collected probe.

28/50 nearby green dock house opposite of lighthouse island green dock house.

29/50 behind the radio station off to the left side.

30/50 on yet another green dock house on shore nearby lighthouse island.

31/50 next to the 3 cactuses, nearby another landing site.

32/50 behind white building nearby star diner.

33/50 hidden on top of tree in desert field between the two diners.

34/50 nearby another landing site next to the bowl world building.

35/50 on top of the bowl world sign nearby the bowl world building.

36/50 on shore nearby military turret gun and Cassidy's Drive In Diner.

37/50 on top of rocks nearby Cassidy's Drive In Diner.

38/50 on top of orange building with capitol city sign.

39/50 on top of rock nearby last collected probe.

40/50 on second story of Ed Schully's Hotel.

41/50 on top of Ed Schully's Hotel sign.

42/50 on top of lifeguard tower to the left of last collected probe.

43/50 on top of third beach house from 1st landing site.

44/50 on top of pool nearby homes to the right of last collected probe.

45/50 behind redfield gasoline station nearby homes where last collected probe was.

46/50 behind red home nearby al's quality repairs.

47/50 enclosed in a fence behind buildings nearby modesta mall.

48/50 on top of yellow building nearby redfield gasoline station.

49/50 nearby playground next to the modesta mall.

50/50 on top of brick building next to the modesta mall sign.

Area 42 Probes 24/24

1/24 behind rocks nearby 1st landing site.

2/24 on top of arch nearby 1st landing site.

3/24 in a UFO crate nearby the two trailers after the archway.

4/24 on hill to the right of last collected probe.

5/24 on hill to the right of the area 42 military base entrance.

6/24 on top of majestic mutant research building.

7/24 on top of main majestic research building.

8/24 behind barbed wall fence outside of majestic compound.

9/24 behind shipping containers enclosed with fences nearby majestic research building.

10/24 on top of second aircraft hanger.

11/24 on top of radar dish nearby last collected probe.

12/24 in between the two propane tanks nearby the airfield.

13/24 hidden behind rocks to the left of the airfield.

14/24 hidden below cliff nearby bunkers at military base.

15/24 in enclosed area in the middle of the military base.

16/24 on top of area 42 usaf base headquarters.

17/24 on top of mountain coming up the road from the usaf base headquarters.

18/24 on the other side of the same mountain from last collected probe.

19/24 inside of fenced area coming up the same road from last collected probe.

20/24 on top of mountain nearby last collected probe.

21/24 on mountain to the right of last collected probe.

22/24 at base of 1st radar dish at top of mountain.

23/24 on top of 2nd radar dish at top of mountain.

24/24 inside of giant crater at top of mountain.

Union Town Probes 25/25

1/25 on rock nearby landing site that is nearby brick wall.

2/25 behind gas station nearby same landing site.

3/25 on top of building nearby same landing site.

4/25 hidden between 2 metal girders nearby chimney stack before roadway to maritime museum.

5/25 inside of the maritime museum on top of yellow submarine.

6/25 next to no parking sign and blue pickup truck.

7/25 in enclosed fence area behind building nearby water tower.

8/25 on top of small yellow crane nearby last collected probe.

9/25 on top of 1st water tank on the right.

10/25 on top of 2nd water tank on the left.

11/25 on top of 4th water tank on the right.

12/25 in the water tank tower after the water tanks.

13/25 in between two metal girders behind the building nearby the two tall chimney stacks.

14/25 on top of wire spool next to silver trailer.

15/25 on top of 1st giant red crane.

16/25 on top of 2nd giant red crane.

17/25 on top of 3rd giant red crane.

18/25 on top of military building right below 3rd giant red crane.

19/25 hidden behind brick walls nearby 3rd giant red crane and a water tank.

20/25 underneath another water tower nearby last collected probe.

21/25 on monroe island behind wall corner nearby missile launcher.

22/25 on monroe island nearby trailer and jail cell door.

23/25 on monroe island in little hole nearby trailer.

24/25 inside of boat off of monroe island.

25/25 on top of farthest part of the boat off of monroe island.

Capitol City Probes 30/30

1/30 in alley nearby the landing site with the shipping containers.

2/30 on top of basketball hoop nearby same landing site.

3/30 in a corner with small building to the right of the last landing site.

4/30 in another corner nearby 3 shipping containers not that far away from the last landing site.

5/30 to the right of the last collected probe hidden between small buildings under a tree.

6/30 in white gazebo nearby another landing site.

7/30 in parking lot to the left of the white gazebo and the tesla coil.

8/30 on washer platform behind the majesty building.

9/30 in brown gazebo on the ground to the right of the majesty building.

10/30 behind fence with rubble nearby another landing site.

11/30 on top of the good bait building.

12/30 on top of another unreserve bank building.

13/30 hidden nearby building opposite of the capitol cinema.

14/30 on a washer platform opposite from where you collected the last probe.

15/30 off the side of howard coon's restaurant building.

16/30 next to horse statue before abraham lincoln monument.

17/30 behind the abraham lincoln monument.

18/30 on top of the front of the white house.

19/30 to the left of the congress building.

20/30 to the right of last collected probe.

21/30 to the far right of the congress building.

22/30 on top of archway in front of last collected probe.

23/30 behind the national statistical reserve sign.

24/30 hidden on ceiling of jefferson memorial.

25/30 after the bridge to the right.

26/30 in construction area to the left of the bridge.

27/30 on crane nearby octagon.

28/30 on top of dumpster nearby octagon.

29/30 hidden behind dumpster to the right of octagon.

30/30 on top of one of the octagon's doors.

Written by Splat.