Alex
All credit goes to Jerms !
| Do you remember how young I am? | 22 |
| What do I do in my free time? | You like solitary walks in nature. |
| Remember my exact height? | 6′. |
| Let’s talk about a touchy subject – my weight. Remember how light I am? | 149 lbs. |
| Compliment me! | Alex, you have gorgeous eyes! |
| I know size doesn’t matter, but do you remember mine? | 6.6 inches. |
| Where will you usually find me during sex? | Bottoming. |
| I told you about my kink, can you remember it? | You are a slave to the fist. |
| Here’s a tough one! What’s my favorite sex toy? | I think you like anal beads. |
| What have I got under these red hot pants? | Just a little jockstrap. |
| What is my favorite sexual activity? | You like to have your mouth full. |
| Do you remember my stance on threesomes? | You will join if invited, but you’re looking for something steadier. |
| What is your favorite pastime on the farm? | Rolling in the hay. |
| I like country music. Sue me! | Me too. Best music for a road trip! |
| What’s something everyone should try at least once in their lifetime? | Traveling the world. Seeing new places gives us important experiences. |
| What did you dream of last night? | I was flying. |
| What keeps you going when you’re feeling down? | Hope that everything will work out in the end. |
| What essential farming gear can’t you live without? | My boots, I can’t imagine how I would walk around in the mud without them. |
| My birthday is coming soon, and it’s a big one. What should I do? | You and me? |
| Do you believe in second chances? | Everyone deserves a second chance. |
| Why am I always late? What is your theory? | Something’s bothering you and I would like to know what. |
| If your penis was a vegetable, what would it be? | A nice long cucumber. |
| Ideal vacation? | A jungle trek. |
| Reading a book, playing video games, or a night out? Choose! | A good book any day. |
| What is most important to you? | Love. |
| Do you binge watch any good shows? | I like to relax with some easy-going comedies. |
| Where can I find you at parties? | Dancing – either the stage or the pole, baby! |
| Is the glass half empty or half full? | The glass is. Nothing more, nothing less. |
| Do you enjoy your life here on the farm? | Yes, especially when you are around. Time simply flies! |
| Do you believe in love at first sight? | I’m not naive, but who am I to say it can’t happen. |
| What’s the worst date you’ve ever had? | I fell asleep during a blowjob. |
| How do you relax after a hard day of work? | I like to call my assistant and see what he’s up to. |
| Do you have close friends? | I consider you a very close friend. |
| Do you like working out? | Not at all. I get enough exercise around the farm. |
| When is your favorite time of day to have sex? | Anytime! |
| If you could change something about me, what would it be? | I would adjust your inner clock so that you’re never late again. |
| Are you more of a dominant or a submissive type? | Definitely dominant. I like to be in charge. |
| What are your kinks? | The master and slave play works for me. |
| Would you obey me if I commanded you? | Nah, that’s not really my thing. |
| Do you like to be slapped around? | No. But I like slapping around. |
| Do you prefer to initiate sex or do you like to be jumped on? | I feel it should be me… Doing the jumping on. |
| Are you aroused by seeing sex bruises, cuts, rope marks, bite marks, etc? | Honestly? I’m not so sure. |
| If you were denied one of your senses while we were doing it, which particular sense would drive you wild? | How about hearing? So that I could only see you scream as I pump you up. |
| Do you like to have sex outdoors? | Wherever’s fine with me. |
| What do you like to be called during sex? | Big boss. |
| If your ♥♥♥ had special powers, what would you want them to be? | I wish my ♥♥♥ turns into white chocolate. |
| What about fetishes? | I fetishize intimate piercings. |
| I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I had two ♥♥♥♥♥ and that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with both! | Remind me to tell you about my dream later! You were there. |
| Do you like to be watched during sex? | No. Either have sex with us or go away. |
| Do you like to talk dirty? | This ♥♥♥♥ is dirty and it won’t clean itself. Take that pretty mouth and put it to good use, won’t you? |
| Do you find delaying orgasms appealing? | ♥♥♥♥ that. I ♥♥♥ when I ♥♥♥. |
| Which fairytale would you like us to recreate while having sex? | Sleeping beauty. You are the beauty. |
| What would be your porn star name? | Sex God 9000. |
| Are you the kissing type? | If the connection is right. |
| If we were to have a threesome, who would the third person be? | Another twink, preferably. |
| Do you prefer clean or musky ♥♥♥♥♥? | I don’t care. A good ♥♥♥♥ is a good ♥♥♥♥. |
Mike
| I’ve achieved a lot for someone my age. Do you remember how old I am? | 25 |
| What do I do with my free time, when I have any? | You run your video channel. |
| I’m quite tall. Remember how tall, exactly? | 6’1″. |
| Do you remember my weight? | 209 lbs. |
| I’m feeling down. Can you give me a nice compliment? | You are capable and intelligent. There’s nothing you can’t do. |
| Let’s talk privates. Do you remember how big mine is? | 7.8 inches. |
| This should be easy. What’s my favorite sex position? | You like to be on top! |
| We know each other well enough and you should now my kink by now. What is it? | You like to watch others. |
| When there’s no one around, what do I use to please myself? | I think I’ve seen a ♥♥♥♥ machine in the back of your office. |
| This should be easy. What type of underwear do I wear? | None, you go full commando. |
| Do you remember what my favorite thing in sex is? | Long deep penetration. To really feel your partner. |
| What is my stance on threesomes? | You like the idea of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Alex and me together. |
| What do you think of carbs? | We need them in our diet just like we need proteins and other stuff. |
| How will you expand your business? | Through hard work. |
| What are your fitness goals? | I want to be able to eat whatever I want and not worry about it. |
| The early morning is my favorite part of the day. What is yours? | Evening. That’s when the fun starts. |
| Fitness online! What do you search for? | Inspirational pictures and stories of people who kept pushing when it got tough! |
| A work dinner or a workout? Choose. | Both! I’ll eat you up as we workout. |
| How do you pick your protein? | I research the license and manufacturer. You can never be too sure. |
| What is it about Cumpump that keeps you coming back? | I like to hang out with you and the guys. |
| Do you think Cumpump fees are expensive? | Yes, but it’s still cheaper than trips to the doctor. |
| Do you like to, you know… watch others? | Yes, I like to pry if a moment presents itself. |
| How do you deal with stress? | I work out to blow off some steam. |
| Do you like cleaning your house? | I’m a tidy person. I clean regularly. |
| What do you use social media for? | I love videos and vlogs – both educational and funny! |
| How do you make difficult decisions? | I try to think things through. |
| Do you procrastinate? | No, I’m very goal-oriented. |
| If you were in a reality show, what would it be about? | Pff, I’d pay to see a reality show about my own fabulous farm life! |
| What’s your morning routine? Tea or coffee? | Coffee – I love a strong pick me up in the morning. |
| What music do you listen to? | Something fast and energetic. To keep me pumping. |
| Your poison of choice? | I’m a sex addict. Can’t get enough of steamy action! |
| What is the most attractive part of a man’s body to you? | A person’s soul. Looks change with time. |
| I’m thinking of getting a tattoo. What do you think? | You don’t need any ink. You look perfect the way you are. |
| What’s the sexual fantasy that you have yet to experience? | I need my very own sex tape. |
| Tell me something about yourself that not many people know? | I still sleep with my childhood blankie. |
| Is there something you’re self-conscious about? | I gain weight pretty fast. |
| On which end of oral do you prefer to be? | Giver all the way. I just love to rub ♥♥♥♥ all over my face. |
| What is your favorite position? | I don’t care just ♥♥♥♥ me! |
| What is the oddest place where you had sex? | Bathroom stall of a moving train. |
| Imagine that you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me… Where are your fingers? | Around your firm waist. |
| Lube or no lube? | The bottom should decide. |
| What is your go-to jerk off material? | My porn collection. |
| Tell me of your wildest fantasy. | I prefer doing instead of fantasizing. How much time do you have? |
| Is there something you never dared to try sexually but you jerk off to? | Those masquerade swinger parties. |
| Look at me. What turns you on? | Your drive! |
| Do you like tame guys or do you enjoy taming them? | I just like guys! |
| Where would you ♥♥♥ after you ♥♥♥♥ me? | I’d fill you up inside to the very last drop. |
| If you were to watch me ♥♥♥♥ another person, who would you picture me with? | A pale, blond, fragile twink. |
| What would you have me wear during sex? | Nothing. I want to see all of you, to touch all of you… |
| How would you shut me up while I’m screaming with your ♥♥♥♥ throbbing inside me? | Are we talking about you bottoming?! |
| Do you enjoy being humiliated by your partner during sex? | What do you have in mind? |
| How high is your pain threshold? | I don’t mind to mildly hurt, I guess. |
| Do you prefer forcing your partners into submission rather than letting them submit on their own? | It is me who prefers submission. |
| Are you willing to try everything once even if you think you might not like it? | No. I know myself well enough to put up certain boundaries. |
| Is vanilla ice cream your favorite? | Sometimes, but I like a good scoop of chocolate more than often. |
| How would you take me right now? | I wouldn’t. I would let you take me. |
Andrea
| Age is just a number, but do you remember mine? | 57 |
| What instrument do I play in my free time? | Saxophone. |
| Do you remember my height? | 5’8″. |
| I told you my weight, can you remember? | 176 lbs. |
| If I was in a bad mood, what kind of compliment would you give me to make me feel better? | I would compliment CockVille’s beauty. |
| I told you the exact size of my penis. What was it? | 6.6 inches. |
| What role do I usually take during sex? | You are pretty versatile |
| I’ve enjoyed life to the fullest and there’s one thing I cherish above all else. What is it? | You like sexy younger men. |
| I told you about my favorite sex toy, can you remember? | A ♥♥♥♥ ring! |
| Wanna guess what I’m wearing under these pants? | Silk skinny briefs. |
| Can you guess what my favorite part of anal sex is? | Long, hard prostate stimulation. |
| Can you remember the biggest number of people I’ve slept with at once? | Yes, you handled 7 people at once. |
| How would you run things around CockVille if you were its mayor? | I would try to accommodate as much as possible into the city’s budget. |
| What is an important thing that money cannot buy? | Hope. |
| Is age important to you? | I don’t care, age is just a number. |
| If you had to build one building for this town, what would it be? | A hospital. |
| What is sexy to you? | Altruism, nothing beats a kind loving spirit. |
| What is the best way to reach success? | Smart planning, knowing in advance what to expect. |
| What do you think of gold diggers? | Red flags go up fast around gold diggers. |
| What’s your stance on secret societies? | I wonder if all those stories about the kinky sex are true. |
| Can you keep a secret? | You can tell me anything Andrea, I will keep all your secrets. |
| What is your favorite instrument? | Saxophone. |
| What do you think of CockVille? | CockVille is unlike any place I’ve ever lived ever! It’s magical! |
| What does your inbox look like, is it messy or organized? | I label and organize every mail I get. |
| What inspires you? | Art. |
| Ideal vacation? | A trip around the world! |
| Are you a party person? | I attend them but I get bored easily. |
| Is it what others think of you important to you? | Yes, public appearance is important. |
| If you had the cash to blow, what would you blow it on? | An expensive car, a yacht, and a private plane. |
| Which shoes do you like best? | The classic leather brogue – nothing beats style. |
| If you were a mythological creature, what would you be? | An ancient Greek god – have you seen their bodies?! |
| What is your favorite drink? | Red wine. |
| Do you like reading? | Yes, I love my e-reader and have more books than I’ll ever manage to read! |
| What is your stance on group sex? | Why not? The more the merrier. |
| Where do you see yourself in five years? | I hope I’ll be running a business from my yacht. |
| What would you say if I told you I had sex less than an hour ago and I’m ready for more? | Why are you telling me this now when you could’ve called me to join you? |
| What’s the dumbest thing you ever did and got away with it? | I broke a museum exhibit, but no one noticed. |
| What kind of porn do you prefer? | Thirsty twinks getting what they deserve. |
| How many sexual partners have you had so far? | I seem to have lost count. |
| What’s your biggest turn-off? | Body hair. |
| Describe your ♥♥♥♥! | It’s hard all the time and ready for action! |
| Do you moan during sex? | Depends on the partner. |
| What famous monster would be your top pick ♥♥♥♥ on Halloween? | Dracula. Yep. |
| What would be your safeword if we were to get super kinky? | My first teacher’s name? |
| Would you rather ♥♥♥♥ with the lights on or off? | Lights on. I wanna see the faces you make. |
| Do you like it rough? | When the mood hits, so do I. |
| If you were a girl for a day, what would you be doing? | Nothing too different than now. |
| Where would my tongue tickle you? | Taint tickles at first. But don’t let that stop you! |
| What’s the best erotic compliment you ever received? | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, your stamina! |
| Could you let me do all the work and not move a single muscle? | Would love to. Dunno if I’d manage. Tie me up? |
| I’m very skilled with my hands, you know? What would you have me do? | Touch yourself. Get to the edge. Let me catch you when the moment is right. |
| Do you mind if your partner isn’t skilled enough? | No. I like being a teacher. |
| Are romantic moments in your relationships more important than kinky ones? | It’s rare finding a partner who has the same kinks as you. Romance is easier to find. |
| Are you into sexual roleplay? | Sure, if that rocks your boat. |
| What’s your favorite background noise during sex? | Us moaning, grunting, screaming! |
| What about ageplay? | I like being infantile with my partners. |
| Would you tell your friends about our encounters? | Hell yeah! I want them to know what you do to me! |
Ryu
| So, am I old enough to give consent? | Yes, you are 21. I can’t go to jail for seducing you. |
| What is my favorite pastime? | You love a good sci-fi movie. |
| Can you remember how tall I am? | 5’7″. |
| Can you estimate my weight? | You are featherlight, 148 lbs if I recall. |
| Say something nice to me! | Your lips are made for blowing. |
| My penis size is average, do you know how average? | 7 inches sharp! |
| This is an easy one. During sex, I’m mostly? | Bottom. |
| What do I like, but haven’t had a chance to really try? | You want to deep throat. |
| I told you about my sex toy. Can you remember what it was? | Dildo. |
| Can you guess what I’m wearing under my pants? | Mini slips. |
| What is my favorite sexual activity? | You like to suck ♥♥♥♥. |
| What if I told you I want to include a third person into our mix? | I would say you are full of it. You need to handle the basics first. |
| How did you find out that you were gay? | Things started to make sense to me after puberty. |
| If you could teleport yourself anywhere, where would you go? | The furthest planet I could possibly go. |
| If you were serving on a spaceship, what type of officer would you be? | Engineer. |
| Do things get easier with time? | No, but they get easier to deal with. |
| Is higher education worth the pursuit or do you think the school of life is enough? | I see no reason to exclude one from the other. |
| What is the source of your confidence? | The sum of my life experiences. |
| What is one app you can’t live without? | Dating apps. They help me meet interesting new people. |
| How do you keep your gag reflex under check with a mouthful of ♥♥♥♥? | Practice makes perfect. I used to practice with a cooked hot dog. |
| What is your favorite position when you’re bottoming? | Missionary, so that I can watch my partner. |
| Do you like your partner’s ♥♥♥? | Absolutely, it’s the cherry on top. Yummy! |
| Do you find it hard to talk to other people? | No, I like to talk. It’s a good tongue exercise. |
| How do you plan for a trip? | I’m a spontaneous traveler. |
| If you could live in a fictional world, where would you go? | I love me some sci-fi! |
| Which type of pet would you like to have? | Something fluffy and furry. |
| Describe your ideal date? | Long enough to get to know the person before we hit the bed. |
| If you weren’t an agricultural scientist what would you be? | A rocket scientist, trying to reach the stars. |
| How many sexual partners have you had so far? | Numbers aren’t important. The quality of a relationship is. |
| What was your favorite game as a kid? | Hide and seek, but never in the closet! |
| What was a high school like for you? | The school was okay, but I was a terrible teenager. I would pull pranks all the time. |
| What is the best and worst about getting older? | Wisdom is great and back pain is the worst. |
| What takes up too much of your free time? | Sexy, skinny boys with full lips like yours. I can’t get anything done when I’m around them. |
| Is there something you don’t think you’ll ever get to experience? | World peace and goodwill among all people. |
| What risks are worth taking? | Any risk that involves helping others. |
| Do you have a favorite gadget? | I can’t imagine my life without a rumba. |
| On which end of oral do you prefer to be? | There’s nothing hotter than seeing a guy trap my ♥♥♥♥ with his lips, looking up to meet my gaze. |
| What is your favorite position? | I actually prefer a missionary. I like to hold my lover in my arms, like a precious thing he is. Silly, isn’t it? |
| What is the oddest place where you had sex? | Hmm, kitchen? |
| Imagine that you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me… Where are your fingers? | In your mouth, on your tongue. |
| Lube or no lube? | Always lube. |
| What is your go-to jerk off material? | You. |
| Tell me of your wildest fantasy. | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ space marines and sexy blue aliens. |
| Is there something you never dared to try sexually but you jerk off to? | Like getting kidnapped? |
| Look at me. What turns you on? | The way your tongue touches your upper lip when you’re feeling insecure. Like now. |
| Do you like tame guys or do you enjoy taming them? | I like them tame. I mean, they want me and I want them. Why complicate things? |
| Where would you ♥♥♥ after you ♥♥♥♥ me? | Down your warm throat. |
| If you were to watch me ♥♥♥♥ another person, who would you picture me with? | I wouldn’t. Your ass is mine. |
| What would you have me wear during sex? | Is a Gaylor Moon cosplay off-putting for you? |
| How would you shut me up while I’m screaming with your ♥♥♥♥ throbbing inside me? | My ♥♥♥♥ deserves your screams. So go ahead and shout. |
| Do you enjoy being humiliated by your partner during sex? | No. I don’t like having my feelings hurt. |
| How high is your pain threshold? | Painkillers are invented for a reason. |
| Do you prefer forcing your partners into submission rather than letting them submit on their own? | Everything I see is mine. I don’t have to use force. |
| Are you willing to try everything once even if you think you might not like it? | Like what? |
| Is vanilla ice cream your favorite? | How did you know?! |
| How would you take me right now? | On your hands and knees, your hips tilted bit forward, your ass in the air, thirsty for my ♥♥♥♥. |
Jason
| I told you about my age. Can you recall? | 32 |
| When I’m not meditating, where can you find me? | You like to watch birds. |
| If you were to measure my height right now, what would the measuring tape say? | 5’7″. |
| If I were to step on the scale, what would it show? | 217 lbs. |
| People like to compliment my flexibility, but that’s not really what I like to hear. | Yes, you don’t like to impress others, you like to inspire them. |
| What is my size when I’m fully erect? | 7.8 inches. |
| What would you say, am I a top or a bottom? | You are versatile. |
| I’m always up for sex, but it’s best when my kink is included. What is it, can you remember? | You really enjoy exhibitionism. |
| We discussed sex toys. What is my favorite? | You have turned your body into a sex toy. |
| What type of underwear do I feel most comfortable in? | A langot wrap is your thing. |
| Sex is enjoyment from start to finish, but what is my favorite part of it? | You don’t care as long as the poses are intense and extreme. |
| How many people is my optimal number for group sex? | You have the energy to please two people during intercourse. |
| How do you let go of stress? | I masturbate. |
| Which part of the body is most important to you? | A well-toned body and strong arms. |
| What would you do to impress someone you like? | Adopt a rescued bird and give him my sweetheart’s name. |
| If you were a song what beat would you keep? | A moderate tempo that surprises you with faster and slower moments. |
| How do you handle pain? | I take a pill. |
| What is the weirdest place you ever had sex? | At my aunt’s place during a family reunion. |
| What type of bird would you reincarnate as in your next life? | Eagle. |
| I’m spread out and ready to be eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? | Peanut butter. |
| Tell me your weirdest masturbation story! | I accidentally used glue instead of lube. |
| What is important to you: your pleasure or your partner’s? | To satisfy my needs and the needs of my partner. |
| What is most important to you? | Inner growth. |
| How would you resolve a fight? | I try to deal with my anger before I say something out loud. |
| What is your ideal date like? | A picnic at the park followed by a roller coaster ride, and then we have a beach bonfire and roast some marshmallows. |
| What is your take on one night stands? | They are a nice way to break up the monotony of dating. |
| Tell me a dirty little secret? | Call me an egoist, but I often fantasize about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself. I wish I had a kinky stepbrother. That’s the next best thing. |
| What do you think about marriage? | I’m glad we have that option now, but I don’t see myself married. |
| Tell me something weird about yourself? | I can edge for hours so I walk around with a hard-on all day long. |
| If you could be a certain age permanently, what would it be? | The age I am now. I’m not naive anymore and I’m full of energy. |
| How do you relax after a hard day of work? | I go home and relax in solitude. I even put on some classical music. |
| What is your favorite season of the year? | Spring, especially when everything’s in full bloom. |
| What makes you laugh? | I can’t stay serious when my friends or partners do or say something funny. |
| Did anything surprising happen to you recently? | My assistant showed up to work on time today, that never happened before. |
| What’s the best advice you ever got? | Do what is right, not what is easy. |
| What is your opinion on open relationships? | I’m all for it. Monogamy is impossible for most people. |
| Are you more of a dominant or a submissive type? | Switches have the most fun. |
| What are your kinks? | Being free to do what I want. |
| Would you obey me if I commanded you? | Yeah, but you’d have to obey me later. |
| Do you like to be slapped around? | Why would you do that? |
| Do you prefer to initiate sex or do you like to be jumped on? | Doesn’t matter, really. If you want me, grab my ♥♥♥♥. And I’ll do the same. |
| Are you aroused by seeing sex bruises, cuts, rope marks, bite marks, etc? | No. I’m not some monster! |
| If you were denied one of your senses while we were doing it, which particular sense would drive you wild? | Touch. Imagine that. |
| Do you like to have sex outdoors? | I like being one with nature. |
| What do you like to be called during sex? | (player name) |
| If your ♥♥♥ had special powers, what would you want them to be? | To make everyone happy! |
| What about fetishes? | I really like feet. |
| I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I had two ♥♥♥♥♥ and that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with both! | In the same hole?! |
| Do you like to be watched during sex? | Let them look, maybe they’ll learn something new. |
| Do you like to talk dirty? | Like it or not, I just don’t know how to dirty-talk. |
| Do you find delaying orgasms appealing? | You mean spiritually? |
| Which fairytale would you like us to recreate while having sex? | Beauty and the beast. Furries have feelings too! |
| What would be your porn star name? | Long John. |
| Are you the kissing type? | Sure am. Can’t get enough of those. |
| If we were to have a threesome, who would the third person be? | Anyone who wants to join. |
| Do you prefer clean or musky ♥♥♥♥♥? | Clean. We have to be considerate of each other. |
Carlos
| I feel like I’m in my prime. Do you remember how old I am? | 35 |
| When I’m not sweating by the stove, where can you find me? | At the desk, writing your cookbook. |
| I seem taller than my actual height. Do you remember the exact digits? | 6’1″. |
| I compensate for my shorter stature with some weight. How much do I pack? | 229 lbs. |
| I’m very proud of one of my facial features. Which one? | Your tooth gap. |
| <player_name>, how big is my man ham? | 8 inches. |
| What role do I prefer during sex? | You like to be on top. |
| What is my secret sexual fantasy? | You want to be turned into a human plate. |
| There are a lot of interesting sex toys out there. What is my favorite? | Prostate stimulator. |
| What type of underwear is my first choice? | Trunks. |
| I love everything about sex, but there’s one thing I like in particular. Remember what? | Rimming. |
| What would happen if we added another partner to the mix? | I think you’d be thrilled since you’ve never had one before. |
| Do you cut or tear your salad when you prepare it? | Tear. |
| What kind of restaurants do you prefer when you eat out? | Family-owned restaurants. |
| What food do you eat when you need a little pick me up? | Sugar is my comfort. |
| Do you enjoy foreign cuisines? | Yes! I like to experiment with new tastes. |
| Which food is the most phallic? | A sausage. |
| How do you like to be seduced? | You can’t go wrong with good food. |
| What do you do when you get horny during a delivery? | I try to think of something that will turn me off. |
| Who gave you your first orgasm? | My coach, too bad it was a wet dream. |
| What’s your go-to porn? | I like to watch threesomes and group sex. |
| Have you ever had a wet dream about something taboo? | I have, but I won’t tell you about it. |
| How do you deal with stress? | I work in the fields. |
| Where can I find you at parties? | Drinking – I love bar stories and bonding with people over drinks. |
| Do you like chocolate? | Dark chocolate only! It can be spiced with chili peppers or oranges! |
| What’s your favorite condiment? | Mustard is always my first choice. |
| Is the glass half empty or half full? | The glass is full of course! |
| Do you like reading? | I like to read non-fiction, textbooks, and manuals. Boring I know. |
| Sex or making love? | Love making, I need to connect. |
| What is your stance on group sex? | I would like to try it once. |
| Do you see yourself ever having kids? | I see myself having one or two when I settle down. But that is still in the distant future. |
| Tell me about the best present you ever received? | My dog Sprite. I got him when I was five. |
| Can you cook? | I can cook most dishes, but nothing too complicated. |
| What’s the weirdest job you ever had? | I worked as a professional iceberg mover. The weather conditions were chilling. |
| When is your favorite time of day to have sex? | Anytime is the best time when you’re around. |
| What is something that you can’t get enough of? | I can’t get enough of your delicious food. It’s better than most sex! |
| What kind of porn do you prefer? | Muscle, macho, big guys work best for me. |
| How many sexual partners have you had so far? | Some good ones. |
| What’s your biggest turn-off? | Angry people. |
| Describe your ♥♥♥♥! | Okay. Here’s an image, a magnificent piece of meat! |
| Do you moan during sex? | I kick, scream, moan and buck! |
| What famous monster would be your top pick ♥♥♥♥ on Halloween? | Frankenstein’s monster’s a big guy. |
| What would be your safeword if we were to get super kinky? | Stop. |
| Would you rather ♥♥♥♥ with the lights on or off? | I don’t care about the lights. |
| Do you like it rough? | Everybody needs it from time to time. |
| If you were a girl for a day, what would you be doing? | Straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. |
| Where would my tongue tickle you? | My feet. But be careful I kick. |
| What’s the best erotic compliment you ever received? | “That’s the best-looking ♥♥♥♥ I’ve ever seen!” |
| Could you let me do all the work and not move a single muscle? | Sure. Go wild. I’m into total bottoming. |
| I’m very skilled with my hands, you know? What would you have me do? | How about a hand job under the table? |
| Do you mind if your partner isn’t skilled enough? | It’s sex. Things go in and out. We’d find a rhythm that works eventually. |
| Are romantic moments in your relationships more important than kinky ones? | They are equally important. |
| Are you into sexual roleplay? | No. It feels awkward being someone I’m not. |
| What’s your favorite background noise during sex? | Don’t care. TV? |
| What about ageplay? | Not for me. |
| Would you tell your friends about our encounters? | Would that turn you on? |
Paul
| It’s my birthday today, so let’s talk bondage. If every knot was a year, how many would I put you in tonight? | 32 knots this way! You were 31. |
| What do I like to do when I’m not doing you? | You like your Greek guys– I mean, mythology! |
| Remember how tall I am? Every foot is a lash of the whip on your back. | You weren’t specific. You said more than 6. Not cool. |
| How much do these muscles weigh? | 200 lbs. May I touch them now? |
| What do I like hearing the most? | Begging for your ♥♥♥♥. So, please? |
| Tell me how big my cyclops is. | 8.2 and I know every inch. |
| Do you see me as a versatile type? | No. You’re the dominant one. |
| What do I fantasize about? | Finding your perfect submissive. |
| What do I like to play with? | Ropes and whips. I still wear their marks. |
| What do I have under these leather pants? | A fragrant black leather jockstrap. |
| Who am I sexually? | You are a rigger and I’m your bondage bunny. |
| Do you think I’d refuse a threesome? | Not if you’re in control. |
| If I made a bike for you, how would you call it? | Then I’d name it either Scylla or Charybdis. |
| What was your impression of me? | Both intimidating and inviting. Confusing? |
| Who’s your favorite mythological god? | Zeus is a powerhouse. |
| How do you feel about being tied up? | All giddy, like a schoolboy. |
| Am I being too rough with you? | Yeah. But I wouldn’t want it any other way. |
| What’s your favorite scent? | I love the smell of leather. |
| Do you like being whipped? | Yes. I didn’t even know. |
| What’s your favorite thing about bondage? | Watching you rig. |
| Do you work out? | Yes. Everyone should take care of their bodies. |
| What’s your favorite gift? | Your ♥♥♥♥. |
| What is your weapon of choice? | My body. |
| Where would you take me on a romantic holiday? | To some well-furnished sex dungeon. |
| What’s an annoying habit that others have? | Minding other people’s business. |
| What’s something everyone should try at least once in their lifetime? | Bondage. Or whatever kinks they have. |
| How different was your life one year ago? | For instance, I didn’t know I could be such a sub. |
| What do you think about kink shaming? | ♥♥♥♥ those people. |
| What’s the worst experience you ever had? | I was kink-shamed in the middle of having sex. |
| What advice would you give to the younger version of you? | Just be who you are and ♥♥♥♥ what anybody else thinks. |
| What are you looking forward to? | Our next bondage session. |
| Do you like dancing? | I like watching others, the way their bodies move. |
| What is the one thing you’ll remember me by? | How you made me a complete Paul-slut. |
| What have you learned from your past relationships? | That I shouldn’t be afraid of who I am. |
| What do you like about me? | You live your life as you please. |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning? | I think about what you might do to me that night. |
| Are you more of a dominant or a submissive type? | A sub. What would you have me do? |
| What are your kinks? | How about some kinbaku? I’ll teach you Japanese with my bondage skills! |
| Would you obey me if I commanded you? | Yes, boss! |
| Do you like to be slapped around? | Oh, yes! Please! |
| Do you prefer to initiate sex or do you like to be jumped on? | You can jump on me anytime. |
| Are you aroused by seeing sex bruises, cuts, rope marks, bite marks, etc? | Just thinking about it makes me hard! |
| If you were denied one of your senses while we were doing it, which particular sense would drive you wild? | Sight. Not being able to see what you’ll do to me next. |
| Do you like to have sex outdoors? | No. It’s uncomfortable. |
| What do you like to be called during sex? | A little ♥♥♥♥♥. |
| If your ♥♥♥ had special powers, what would you want them to be? | Soothing whiplashes. |
| What about fetishes? | My dreams are laced with leather and latex. |
| I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I had two ♥♥♥♥♥ and that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with both! | I’ll get you a strap on. ♥♥♥♥ away. |
| Do you like to be watched during sex? | I’m all about making eye contact with the viewer while I’m with someone else. |
| Do you like to talk dirty? | I like to be dirty-talked at. |
| Do you find delaying orgasms appealing? | Oh hell, yeah! Drives me crazy. Gets me hard all the time. |
| Which fairytale would you like us to recreate while having sex? | Snow White. But where do we find seven really short guys? |
| What would be your porn star name? | Nancy Boy. |
| Are you the kissing type? | Sloppier and nastier the better! |
| If we were to have a threesome, who would the third person be? | Someone with a high pain threshold. |
| Do you prefer clean or musky ♥♥♥♥♥? | I’m a nasty thing. |
Taylor
| You asked me how old I am. Do you remember the number? | The winning number is 29. |
| Could you help me with my hobby? | Are we testing lipsticks? |
| Could you reach up and grab that bottle? I’m not wearing any heels. | Sure. Must be difficult being 5.6. |
| What’s the number that goes with our plus size queen? | 188 lbs of curves and swerves. |
| Do you have to compliment me? | You like your skin, don’t you? |
| What would you find in my boxers? If you were to look, I mean. | A stiff 6.6. |
| What do you think is my role during sexual intercourse? | Bottom all the way. |
| Oh, darling! What do I dream of? | You dream of making love. |
| I am thinking about sex toys! What kind? | Oils and lubricants and something to administer them deep inside. |
| Do you remember what kind of underwear I wear? | Boxers and tucking panties. |
| I told you once what I appreciate most during sex. Do you remember? | The intimacy. |
| Would you invite me to a threesome? | Not you, Taylor. |
| Did you ever use makeup? | Yep. Halloween. |
| Do you have a favorite body type? | Honestly? As long as they’re healthy, everything’s fine. |
| Would you date a drag queen? | Why not? They’re like every other person. Maybe even more fun. |
| Do you use facial creams and skin moisturizers? | Not yet, but I’m beginning to understand their importance. |
| Would you rather have dinner with me or with Miss Tea? | If we’re talking dinner, then you, Taylor. |
| Where do you get your confidence, darling? | I take in all the little things I do good and gradually build it up. |
| Do you have many friends? | Many acquaintances, very few friends. |
| Is romance truly dead, darling? | Not when there are people to remind us. |
| What do you think about my makeup skills? | It seems like you’re improving every time I see you! |
| What do you think I could improve on Miss Tea? | Have you tried wigs in different colors? |
| What’s on your bucket list? | Finding my soulmate. |
| What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you? | My family turned their back on me. |
| Coffee or tea? | Give me tea! |
| Do you have any regrets from the past? | I wish I came out sooner than I did. |
| I had a wet dream, and it was about you! | Were we making sweet love? |
| What do you think about sending unsolicited nudes? | I don’t think I could do that. |
| How do you usually end your day? | Nothing beats a hot shower after a long day. |
| What would you like to get for your birthday? | Your company. |
| Where do you see yourself in ten years? | Still here, but my farm is this organic mansion. |
| How hard was coming out for you? | It was the most difficult time of my life. |
| Is decision-making easy for you? | Never. Even when it comes to choosing condiments for my sandwich. |
| Are you prone to anxiety? | I can’t seem to stop worrying. |
| What brings happiness to your life? | Bringing joy to other people. |
| Do you like yourself? | It’s a touchy subject. |
| What kind of porn do you prefer? | I actually prefer softcore. Is that odd? |
| How many sexual partners have you had so far? | Very few, I’m afraid. |
| What’s your biggest turn-off? | People who like to humiliate others. |
| Describe your ♥♥♥♥! | It’s long, but not too long, with rich veins running down the thick shaft. |
| Do you moan during sex? | I prefer listening to my partner’s moans. |
| What famous monster would be your top pick ♥♥♥♥ on Halloween? | Do we count Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde among them? |
| What would be your safeword if we were to get super kinky? | Red. So I don’t have to scramble remembering. |
| Would you rather ♥♥♥♥ with the lights on or off? | It’s more intimate in the dark. |
| Do you like it rough? | Not really. It takes a man to be gentle. |
| If you were a girl for a day, what would you be doing? | Exploring my body on my own. |
| Where would my tongue tickle you? | Stay away from the armpits. |
| What’s the best erotic compliment you ever received? | “I can be myself with you.” |
| Could you let me do all the work and not move a single muscle? | No idea. Wanna try? |
| I’m very skilled with my hands, you know? What would you have me do? | Make my prostate happy! |
| Do you mind if your partner isn’t skilled enough? | Somewhat. It means I have to be careful not to freak them out, I mean, too soon. |
| Are romantic moments in your relationships more important than kinky ones? | Yeah. They don’t happen as often, making them all the more special. |
| Are you into sexual roleplay? | I like roleplaying. It teaches you about yourself. |
| What’s your favorite background noise during sex? | Good music. |
| What about ageplay? | I like to treat my partners like little boys. |
| Would you tell your friends about our encounters? | I never kiss and tell. |
jeez i barely have half the list you have. nice guide tho will definitly start using it 🙂