Meme Mayhem – Achievements Guide

How to Unlock Achievements

By AirHater.

Easy Achievements (Above 50%)

Realistically you should already have them by just playing every character:

Perk Straight (Deck contains perks of all rarities):

• Get legendary from starting rerolls, than pick perks in descending rarity order.

Fusion (Discover first combo relic):

• Easiest combos – Troll + Triggered, Left hand + Right hand, Purple fish + High heel, Blue fish + Horse, Red envelope + Cat.

Jacked Off (Deal 4000 damage from ultimate in 1 single battle):

• “Easiest” way – Jaws Jora, and triggering her ultimate either via Open Hands combo relic, or getting her True Music perk, more music notes/hp, you would have her ultimate triggered by wave 15.

Keyboard Warrior (Throw 500+ emojis in 1 single battle):

• Easiest way – fighting Kideo (15th round boss) with many attack emojis + health regen/many brains.

Poolymorph (Poolymorph enemy for the first time):

• Play Jaws Jora or fight Pop Cat (10th round boss) with Filthy Priest.

Phalanx (Block 3000 damage with armor in 1 single battle):

• Get Armor quest (Pre-Bandleader/Perfect/Filthy Priest/Keg/Senpai) + other armor cards and play up until Lizardberg (25th round boss) / later rounds.

Heartthrob (Add more than 10 friends on ticker):

• Do the unlocks.

Pricked (Deal 2000 retaliate damage in 1 single battle):

• Same as Phalanx, but with Thorn quest (Meme Lord/Jaws Jora/Salad Bunny) + other thorn cards.

Flash (Win a battle in 3 seconds) (Chocolate):

• Easiest way – True music with Jaws Jora/Meme Lord with rush perks + strength + stones.

Great Again (Beat Chad):

• Beat Chad.

WTF Just Happened?! (Lose a battle in 3 seconds) (Cookie):

• Easiest way – Pre-Bandleader with a lot of debt / fighting Lizardberg (25th round boss) with no armor/garlic.

Like a Butterfly (Dodge 5000 damage in 1 single battle):

• Same as Phalanx, but with Ying to Yang (Jaws Jora > Mystic Wheeler > Salad Bunny > Meme Lord > Pre-Bandleader) / Keg with Drunk Fist + crits + other dodge cards.

Shopaholic (Spend over 3000 e coin in one game) (Fortune Cookie):

• Easiest way – play Pre-Bandleader and survive until ~wave 15.

Trolley Problem (Kill more than 10 people in trolley problem choice event) (Trolley switch):

• Title. Jaws Jora has more Trolley Problem events.

Play Boy (R-18 relic take effect for the first time) (Chocolate):

• Encounter Running into exes event (generic), pick first choice and survive until wave 19.

Emoji Arsenal (Win the game with more than 5 types of emoji):

• Easiest way – play Filthy Priest and, well, win. Can be done on every character, but harder on Meme Lord, Keg, Senpai and Salad Bunny.

Hobo Life (Gain negative income) (Cookie):

• You can get -income with one of the generic Trolley Problem events (-20) and Credit Card relic (-25).

See You Again (Beat Gaven):

• Beat Gaven.

Charged Up (Beat Mars):

• Beat Mars.

Illusions (Create more then 30 illustions) (Cookie):

• Play Keg and get a lot of energy regen and/or Wheat emojis + attack speed.

Normal Achievements (20%-50%)

Student Loan (Owe more than 1200 e coin) (Cookie):

• Easiest way – play Pre-Bandleader and buyout the entire first shop, might need to wait for the second shop.

Relic Connoisseur (Discover all legendary relics):

• Should get it by just playing. They are achieved from either shop or boss rewards. And one from just playing Pre-Bandleader.

Nerd (Burn 5000 mana in 1 single battle):

• Easiest way – play Filthy Priest, dont get any damage upgrades and maybe get ninjas + brains burn more, and fight Kideo (15th round boss).

Cyber Grandet (Lose a battle with more than 500 e coin):

• Easiest way – play non Pre-Bandleader or Mystic Wheeler, get Just money perk (400 coins), dont get any useful upgrades (you might need to get some upgrades, if you are low on meta upgrades), dont buy anything in the shop and die by round 6-10.

Band Dream! (Recruit the band) (Cookie):

• Play Pre-Bandleader, get Recruit band (and more bands, music notes, attack speed) and try to survive for many rounds. Might need some meta upgrades to make this easier.

Blade Runner (Gain max dodge chance):

• Same as Like a butterfly.

Treasure Hunter (Acquire 30 relics in one game):

• Perma unlocks dont count towards this. Assuming you get all 6 relics from the events + 5 relics from the bosses + buy 18 more from all 6 shops, you still need more, therefor Play Pre-Bandleader. Go for bands + income/normal gameplay. Combining band relics do reduce their count. Or play Mystic Wheeler. Get Hiding “C” and go for 20+ rounds. As of current patch, rerolling the shop doubles the count of cockroaches.

LOL (Deal 2000 damage to self from bomb in 1 single battle):

• Play Perfect. Easiest way – get Armor quest. Pick up Armor pipeline and more bomb cards. Balance more armor and more strength, so that strength > armor by 10-50. Artificial stupid and Ambulance makes it much easier.

Vampire (Steal 1500 health in 1 single battle):

• Easiest way – play Filthy Priest. Start with Vampire bat. Get more vampires/heal enhancement and NO additional damage upgrades. Could be done by round 15 (vs non slapper boss, whatever his name is).

Man of Steel (Have over 100 blocks) (Cookie):

• Same as Phalanx.

Protracted War (Win a battle that lasts more than 1 minute) (Cookie):

• Same as Vampire.

MAD MAX (Gain max critical chance):

• Same as Phalanx, but with Burning rage (Meme Lord > Senpai > Jaws Jora > Pre-Bandleader > Filthy Priest > Salad Bunny) + other crit/luck cards. Mystic Wheeler doesnt have Burning rage, but you can get lucky with Crit chance/luck on his perks.

Hard Achievements (5%-20%)

Axe It (Deal 1000 damage from 1 single axe emoji):

• Play Mystic Wheeler > Meme Lord. Perfect also have axes, but doesnt have crit upgrades. Easiest way – start with Might (+100% axe damage) or perk that you prefer. Get every Might and Crit damage up, and Baguette bread if possible. Some crit chance (even 10% would be enough). Get at least one axe (Mystic Wheeler starts with 2).

Mad Scientist (Combine relic more than 5 times in one game) (Fortune cookie):

• Easiest way – play Pre-Bandleader and go for bands (same as Band dream!).

Less is More (Win the game with less than 10 emojis in magazine):

• Honestly, your preference choice on whom to do. Impossible to do on Jaws Jora. Keep your emojis on 7-, since you might get 2 emojis on both choices from boss rewards.

Relic Expert (Discover all rare relics):

• Discover all rare relics. Need to play Pre-Bandleader for band relics and Snail time. Perfect for Magnet. Perfect/Salad bunny/Filthy Priest for Emotion overload.

Gym Rat (Earn 1000 damage from flex) (Cookie):

• Easiest way – play Senpai. Start with Armor quest/Muscle memory. Pick up every Muscle memory and CC lifesteal. Tea upgrades, Double flex and attack speed help a lot. Could be done by round 20. Easier to do on higher ascension levels.

Extreme Achievements (0.1%-5%)

What a Trash Game! (Lose a battle, and the enemy’s hp also gets 0):

• Easiest way – play Pre-Bandleader, restart until you get Chair as round 25 boss (might need to play more until you unlock it). Start with Hungry for more, Armor quest or Interest. Get emergency perks (mainly armor and hp regen ones), damage (coin bullets are great, flex is ok), armor, hp regen from max hp, some income if you dont have Interest and A LOT of hp (you need to have AT LEAST 4000 by round 20, preferably without spikes). Hope to get Economy Knot relic from the shops. Dont be afraid of debt, you can easily go into -500 before the round 5 boss, but try to keep at least some (200-400) hp after the debt damage is done, even if you have crazy regen/armor, since you will still leak some money in fights between shops and might get oneshot. Dont forget to buyout the shop before the chair fight and dont overshoot your hp to not die to the debt yourself.

Relic Curator (Discover all epic relics):

• Discover all epic relics. Need to play Perfect for Blue print, DVD, Complete core, Bag of screw and Super bomb. Pre-Bandleader for Bag of coin and Bag of music notes. Keg for Bag of wheat. Perfect/Salad bunny for Cool head. Pre-Bandleader for Economy knot and Null. Senpai for Bag of red tea. Mystic Wheeler for Bag of tomato. Filthy Priest for Bag of milk. Jaws Jora/Salad Bunny for Bag of shark.

Excelsior (Win the game with only one type of emoji):

• Play Meme lord/Keg. Your preference, but slightly easier on Keg with Armor quest start. Hope to not get forced emojis on boss rewards.

Social Terrorist (React with poo for more than 100 times) (Cookie):

• React with poo for more than 100 times. If there is no poo emoji by default, hover over the message and click on the empty heart near the rightmost of them. I hope you didnt just discover this achievement after playing the game for many hours…

Soulslike Game, Again? (Get defeated on wave 1):

• Possible only on higher ascensions. “Easiest” on Salad bunny with Sugar rush start, doable even with all meta upgrades on ascension 15.

Retro Time (Time Travel to the golden past) (Cookie):

• Create Retro window combo relic. Doable on all characters – required relics are all generic ones, but easier on Pre-Bandleader.

Multiple Choice (Discover all choice event relics):

• Discover all choice event relics.

Relic Chef (Combine them all!):

• Discover all combo relics.

Non-Achievement Rewards:

• Lose to Lizardberg – Chocolate.
• Lose to Chair – Fortune cookie.
• Give 50 coins to Prince of Nigeria in the event – Cookie.
• Get Mutation! event relic – Cookie.
• Kideo first/third/fifth rewards – Reroll switch/Refresh ticket/Chocolate.
• Chad first/third/fifth rewards – Cookie/Cracked F5/LMAO hat.

Total amount of rewards – 8 Chocolate, 19 Cookies, 7 Fortune cookies, 4 Cracked F5, 1 LMAO hat, 1 Refresh ticket, Reroll switch and Trolley switch.