Coming Out on Top – Achievement Guide

Wallbreaker

All credit goes to Elasticheart!

Break the fourth wall.

• Uh, just a reminder. If you see up the last of the toilet paper, be responsible and replace it with another roll. 
• Well, yeah. I’m just sick of being the one who always replaces it. 
• Um. No. So what are you guys up to tonight? 

Milk Drinker

Drink milk like a boss.

• All right. You drive. 
• Milk. White. Creamy. Like my, um… 
• I really want a glass of milk! 
• Pretend to be really fascinated by a ketchup bottle.

The Bad Roommate, Part One

Use Ian’s lube.

• Borrow his lube. Just this once.

The Bad Roommare, Part Two

Use Ian’s toy.

• Sure, no prob.
• Take a quick peek.
• Snag an item. He won’t notice.
• Right. Sex toys don’t come cheap.
• It’s going to be me, ♥♥♥ and a very special night.

Puttin’ On The Ritz

Wear a top hat.

• All right, I’ll go only because it’s important to you and I’m the you could ever have or Sure, it sounds interesting. And hey, free food. 
• Like what? Something from Aesop’s fables? 
• Keep the hat on for now.

Hostage Situation (Bonus Date – Tommy)

Survive a kidnapping.

• There are no perfect systems in the world, crime and punishment included. 
• Systems are imperfect because people imperfect…. 
• Say nothing. 
• I know how you feel, Darryl John Michael Wayne. 
• I’m an innocent bystander, just like you were. 
• If you’re innocent, Tommy can probably find some way to help you.

Friends and Loves (Ian’s Route)

Get Ian’s romantic ending.

• Eh. I don’t feel up to it. 
• No, I want to stay in. 
• Borrow his lube. Just this once. 
• Return lube 
• Meh 
• NO 
• Sure, no prob 
• Take a quick peek 
• Snag an item. He won’t notice. 
• Right. Sex toys don’t come cheap 
• By the way, I may have borrowed a♥♥♥. 
• It’s going to be me, ♥♥♥ and a very special night 
• Can you guys handle this? I’m middle of the something. 
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of the dawn? Ian! 
• Tell her no 
• All right, all right. Just give me a minute here to get ready. 
• Fine, fine i’ll take a look at it, but only to help you find bugs. 
• Fine, fine i was gonna go anyway. 
• Hit the treadmill 
• Oh, why not? I guess it can’t hurt. 
• Can i get either of you something to drink? 
• Look, he’s kind of a goofball, but he’s got a big heart. 
• Listen 
• Jack off 
• All right, Ian. We’ll see how this goes. 
• Forget it. Just take me home. 
• I know the agenda, dummy. 
• Thanks for the apology. 
• Sounds like you want to tell me about it, so tell me. 
• Extricate yourself and sleep beside him. 
• This too shall pass. 
• I guess that’s a little awkward. Trust me, it wasn’t intentional. 
• Talk to him 
• I’m here becasue I’ve got feelings for you Ian. 
• Sure thing. 
• Call her up find out what’s going on. 
• Visit Zoe’s loft. 
• Leave him tied and fullfil his fantasy 
• After this point keep spamming stop and do something else option. 

Always Faithful

Get Phil’s romantic ending.

• Eh. I don’t feel up to it. 
• No, I want to stay in. 
• Ew, are you kidding? Leave it there. 
• Sleep like an angel 
• Meh 
• Okay, okay, OKAY 
• No. Maybe i have something to do. 
• Tell them. 
• Study, for the love of Christ. 
• Can you guys handle this? I’m middle of the something. 
• God, FINE! 
• You and Penny are pretty close, huh? 
• Tell her no. 
• All right, all right. Just give me a minute here to get ready.. 
• Fine, fine i’ll take a look at it, but only to help you find bugs. 
• All right, I’ll go only because it’s important to you and I’m the you could ever have or Sure, it sounds interesting. 
• Like what? Something from Aesop’s fables? 
• Keep the hat on for now. 
• Badminton. 
• The emperor is rich, but he cannot buy one extra year 
• Fine, fine i was gonna go anyway. 
• You know what? Count me in. I’d like to go. 
• Hey, take a deep breath before you hurt something. 
• Okay, I’ll check the bar. 
• Violet, Phil’s trying to keep you out of trouble. You’re being brat. 
• MaybeI think you’re cute. In a jerky sort of way. 
• You’re on. 
• Souns fun, I’ll be there. 
• No. just no. 
• Take slow, methodical breaths. 
• Lift your head just high enough to see your target and to minimize fatigue. 
• Sure, sounds awesome. 
• Let Phill handle this. 
• Phil, you’ve got more important things about to worry about. 
• Kiss him. 
• Sure, I’m glad for that 
• Sorry. 
• If that’s the only way I can see you this weekend, I’m up for it. 
• I agree, you should have your fun. 
• Hell yeah, lets do this (Save the game here just in case. Select a category and save the game everytime you get a question so even if you answer it wrong you can load the save and try again. And also trivia is important to get good ending with Phil). 
• But was it hotter than Death Valley on July 10, 1913? 
• I’d love to. 
• You’re asking me to hide the fact that Phil and I are going out? You should be disgusted with yourself. 
• Don’t, Phil. Don’t do anything you’ll regret. 

Monkeying Around

Go with Ian to South America.

To unlock this one you have to save $800 and your friendship with Ian must be in good standing. If you’re all good achievement will pop up at the end of the game.

Trivia Buff

Win a game of trivia.

In Phil’s route you come across with a trivia game, you have to answer all questions right otherwise achievement won’t pop up. Save the game everytime you get one so even if you answer wrong you can load the save and find the right answer. Its pretty simple just keep trying and you’ll get it in no time.

Film Buff (Luke Bonus Date)

Make it through the award winning film, “While I Sleep”

• Nice accent 
• That’s a great attitude. 
• What? No. Just Thinking. 
• Do nothing. 
• Do nothing. 
• Offer to give him a massage 
• Lean in and kiss him. 
• Sure, why not.

Just Desserts (Frank Bonus Date)

Try an exotic ice cream flavor.

• Is that an ascot? 
• Wow, that’s impressive. I’m a little too busy with school to do much travelling, although I’d like to. 
• Oh, finance? Awesome! 
• English 
• Why don’t we just cut over the beach and hang out there? 
• Blueberry Ballsack

Teacher’s Pet (Alex’s Route)

Get Alex’s romantic ending.

• All right. You drive. 
• Sure, I’ll have another of these. 
• Not really. This is my first time here. 
• It’s Mark 
• Sure, here you go. 
• Somebody hit on me. 
• Ew, are you kidding? 
• Sleep like an angel. 
• This guy hit on me. 
• Hello Professor. 
• You know, it’ll be tough but i guess somehow I’ll manage. 
• Tell Penny about your run-in at the bar last night. 
• No. 
• No. Maybe ı have something to do. 
• Study, for the love of Christ. 
• Can you guys handle this? 
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn? Ian! 
• Tell her no. 
• My anatomy professor. 
• All right, all right. 
• A couple of laps at the pool sounds refreshing. 
• Sure. Why not? 
• Are you kidding? Game on! Crush him! 
• Fine, fine i was gonna go anyway. 
• Maybe see if anybody’s up for a game of racquetball. 
• Uh, okay. But take it easy on me! 
• Give him the answer. 
• Contusion 
• Move closer. 
• I understand. 
• Explain what’s been happening between you and Alex. 
• Yes, find out what’s going on, Penny. 
• This is awful. What the heck do i do? 
• Fine. Give me a second here. 
• Screw that. Go follow him and see what’s wrong. 
• I need to know what’s going on. 
• You can’t do this! Are you really going to give up so easily? 
• Save the game here. #1 
• Yeah, good idea. 
• So drop the investigation on Professor Davies. 
• It was nothing. Forget it. Congrats on having the hearing dropped. 
• Yes. You need closure. 
• I was being stalked. I needed to put a stop to that. 
• But you’re not my professor anymore.

Doin’ It: Desk Edition (Alex’s Route)

Get busy on a desk.

Load the save #1

• Yeah, maybe we should just stop talking altogether. Go in for a kiss.
• Keep going.
• Yes,♥♥♥ me.

This action locks you out of Alex’s good ending.

After Party (Jed’s Route)

Get Jed’s sexual ending.

• Eh. I don’t feel up to it. 
• No, I want to stay in. 
• Ew, are you kidding? Leave it there. 
• Sleep like an angel 
• Meh 
• NO 
• No. Maybe i have something to do. 
• Tell them. 
• Study, for the love of Christ. 
• One of us should go and see what’s up. 
• Fine, fine. I’ll go. I’m sure Godzilla and I can come to an agreement. 
• Huh? Oh, right. That’s me. 
• Sure. We can make this a two man party. 
• Get naked. 
• Kneel. 
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of the dawn? Ian! 
• Tell her no 
• To hell with it. Go upstairs. 
• Head over to Jed’s 
• Sure. I’d like that. 
• Throw your hands in the air, scream, and start slamming into people. 
• That is so true. 
• Ohmygod it was great! 
• You’re right. Just keep going. 
• I’m starved. 
• Sounds awesome. I’d love to. 
• Oh, I know Jed, the lead singer. 
• Remove your clothes. 
• Smile like a a champ. Mug Shot Achievement 
• Say nothing. 
• Okay. I’ll deliver the money to the band. 
• He did have deliver some money the other day to the band. 
• You know, he might seem a little nuts, but I still trust him. 
• Sounds like you need help. I’m on my way. 
• Say nothing. 
• I’ll see what I can do to help. SOMEONE must know where he is. 
• 8th Presbyterian. 
• Attend church. 
• The Stooges? Wow, really? 
• You gotta do whatever makes this worth it to you. 
• Go to the band meeting, and convince them not to kick Jed out. 
• We’ve got some real pressing issues here. 
• Save the game here. #2 
• Kiss him.

Music Maker (Jed’s Route)

Get Jed’s romantic ending.

Load the save #2

• Give him a pep talk.
• Kiss him harder.
• Enter a stall.

Mug Shot (Jed’s Route)

Get your mugshot taken.

• Eh. I don’t feel up to it.
• No, I want to stay in.
• Ew, are you kidding? Leave it there.
• Sleep like an angel
• Meh
• NO
• No. Maybe i have something to do.
• Tell them.
• Study, for the love of Christ.
• One of us should go and see what’s up.
• Fine, fine. I’ll go. I’m sure Godzilla and I can come to an agreement.
• Huh? Oh, right. That’s me.
• Sure. We can make this a two man party.
• Get naked.
• Kneel.
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of the dawn? Ian!
• Tell her no
• To hell with it. Go upstairs.
• Head over to Jed’s
• Sure. I’d like that.
• Throw your hands in the air, scream, and start slamming into people.
• That is so true.
• Ohmygod it was great!
• You’re right. Just keep going.
• I’m starved.
• Sounds awesome. I’d love to.
• Oh, I know Jed, the lead singer.
• Remove your clothes.
• Smile like a a champ.

Honor Roll

Graduate with honors.

This one is pretty simple to get. Just study in your spare times.

Cookolding (Oz and Pete Bonus Date)

Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.

Bonus Dates>Message Oz and Pete

• I’ll be ready for whatever comes my way.
• Your cooking sucks. Your souffle collapsed.

Save the Fish

Take a laxative.

Bonus Dates> Play with yourself.

• Take a laxative and try to poop him out.

Touchdown (Brad’s Route)

Get Brad’s romantic ending.

• Eh. I don’t feel up to it. 
• No, I want to stay in. 
• Ew, are you kidding? Leave it there. 
• Sleep like an angel 
• Meh 
• No 
• No. Maybe i have something to do. 
• Tell them. 
• Study, for the love of Christ. 
• Can you guys handle this? I’m middle of the something. 
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of the dawn? Ian! 
• Accept the Job. 
• There must be some mistake. 
• You can depend on me. 
• Hey. I’m here to help you with your class, not write your papers for you. 
• I’m SO sick of you spoiled athletes and the glorification of a violent sport when our nation should be focused on education. 
• Did you hear anything I just said. 
• NO! Stop trying to bribe me. 
• Accept 
• Come on, don’t you even want to give it a shot? 
• Save the game here. #3 
• I can provide him with the purpose of this entire university in the first place. An education. 
• You’re screwd if you get injured, and your football career to a grinding halt. 
• Leave your leg there and pretend you don’t notice. 
• Of course. I’m here to help Brad succeed. 
• Your ideas are all over the place. You should put your strongest points at the front and at the end of your essay. 
• Well, I suppose one couldn’t hurt. 
• Let’s not be a creeperino. Continue to obediently stare at the naked girl instead. 
• Sure, go for it. 
• Do nothing. 
• What is he, 16? 
• I guess you feel responsible if anything goes wrong with Brad’s life. 
• Ok. Five minutes. 
• Save the game here. #4 
• Wait 
• Go see him in person. 
• I’ll tell you when I think of something appropriately threatening yet legal and within my physical limitations. 
• Tell your roommates about what happened between you and Brad, minus the pornographic detail. 
• I admit I’ve got a bit of crush. 
• Go back to the house and give him the notes. 
• I can help you. 
• We can do something fun afterwards. 
• Starting at your own 23 
• Who am I kidding? We can cuddle later. Kiss him.

The Powers That Be (Brad’s Route)

Attempt to take down your university’s corrupt athletics department.

Load the save #3

• Write his papers? Perks? You, madam, are a disgrace to tutors everywhere, to the very profession, and most of all to yourself. 

Threating Daisy will also locks you of out Brad’s good ending.

Cupcake Is Good (Brad’s Route)

Enjoy a cupcake.

Load the save #4

• Eat a cupcake while you wait.

Eating a cupcake causes Brad to dismiss you and locks you out of good ending.

The Rickroller (Bonus Date – Theo)

Commit the crime of rickrolling.

Bonus Dates>Message Theo

• Hi. How’s it going? 
• It means knowledge. 
• I’ll take it. 
• Game on. 
• I don’t know if I’d call it an act, but you’re not getting the whole picture. 
• I’m a bounty hunter. 
• I’m not sure I could adequately describe how I feel about Theo. 
• I would never give him up 
• I would never let him down. 
• I would never run around, or desert him. 
• I would never make him cry. 
• Or say goodbye. 
• I would never tell him a lie. 
• Or hurt him.

Love Knows No Bounds (Slurpy’s Route)

Romance your pet fish.

Eh. I don’t feel up to it.

• No, I want to stay in. 
• I bet it’s nice being a simple creature with simple tastes. 
• Ew, are you kidding? Leave it there. 
• Sleep like an angel 
• Meh 
• NO 
• No. Maybe i have something to do. 
• Study, for the love of Christ. 
• Can you guys handle this? I’m middle of the something. 
• You know who loves getting up at the crack of the dawn? Ian! 
• Tell her no 
• Thanks for listening, Slurpy. 
• All right, all right. Just give me a minute here to get ready. 
• Try to pet Slurpy. 
• I hope I’m not smothering you, Slurpy. 
• Do something else this weekend. 
• Do something else this weekend. 
• Nonsense. He’s good little guy with a big, big heart. 
• Maybe I should talk to Slurpy about it. 
• Please tell me, Slurpy. 
• NO MASTERS, NO SLAVES. 
• YES. I MUST. NO MASTERS! NO SLAVES! 
• I can’t. I’m still really out of it.

Darwin Award (Jake Bonus Date)

Jump up and down in a broken elevator.

Bonus Dates>Message Jake

• Go on a date with Jake. 
• Thanks, you’re not so bad yourself. 
• ME TOO! 
• I’m lucky to have this metabolism! 
• Well, at least we’re going up pretty quickly. 
• Allow Jake to catch his breath while you try to intercom. 
• And sabotage. There’s always sabootage. 
• Yeah, that’s one of my favorites too! 
• Honestly, I have no idead. 
• It’s been OK. 
• Isn’t that just fancy term for sleeping around? 
• I don’t know. 
• Interesting. 
• Save the game here. #5 
• Jump up and down.

This action locks you out of Jake’s good ending. So better save it first.

Cavity Search (Cesar Bonus Date)

Get your cavity searched.

Bonus Dates>Message Cesar

• Sure. 
• Will do. 
• No. Just no. 
• Continue down the alleyway. 
• Yes, this is my last semester of college. 
• Aren’t you gonna frisk my butt too? 
• Because you can totally frisk it. 
• Well judging by that bulge in your pants, seems like you’d be more than happy to volunteer. 
• Destroyer [Donovan Bonus Date] 
• Destroy a construction site. 
• Text him ”hello” 
• LOL! 
• Accept. 
• It’s supposed to be a compliment, I think. 
• No worries. 
• Could you at least tell me why? 
• I think you look good. 
• Follow Don out of the building. 
• Follow him. 
• Grab the long, rectangular piece of wood. 
• Sure thing, boss. 
• All right, I’m ready. 
• That was cool. 
• In the middle. 
• It could be important if he’s texting twice.
  Save your game here. #6 
• Grab a drill and have some fun. 
• Run outside wih Don.

Playing with the drill locks you out of Don’s good ending.

Plant Killer (Amos’ Route)

Uproot a plant for a loved one.

Load the save #7

• All right. You’re crazy but I’ll send him the shrub. 

This action locks you out of Amos’ best ending.