A Beautiful Day
Began playing Holy Molluscamony
- Just start the game
Bernard The Duck
Discovered that Bernard isn't actually a duck.
- Work through all chat options with Bertrella at start of game.
Slugs Hate Salt
You let Crazy Harbert tell you everything
- Talk to Harbert about all options at least once.
You uncovered the truth about a novel
- Talk to Bernard about his book
You discovered what you smell like
- Keep asking Mrs Grubwump about borrowing the perfume sprayer before you pickup the fish
Your Tears Nourish Me
He totally had it coming
- Collect little bilge tears in the empty perfume jar
Elland's Finest Liver Bypass
You demonstrated an appreciation for the local brews
- Once you have invite, at the bar work down the list of beers from top to bottom
You stuffed both Bertrellas with Sowerby Pumper
You covered both Bertrellas in salt water
You covered both Bertrellas in deadly mud.
- Mix asbestos and mud
You completed Holy Molluscamony
A Pie-fect Day
Began playing Humble Pie
- Fairly self explanatory, start playing the game
Did your bit for animal rights. Fat lot of good it did you.
- Whilst chatting to Steggy's mum select I consider this Fat Pupper show problematic
The mum we deserver
Turned the lights back off.
- Turn the light off in
Ey Up 'Em Up
Given a proper Yorkshire greeting to 10 things
- Speak to any 10 things, doors, ovens even people!
You Were Wearing Your Blue Jumper?
Pretended to forget how you ruined Bertrella's wedding
Go Forth And Do All The Things
Learnt how to make amends to Bertrella
You found a totally normal thing.
- Hiding in bushes throught the Ginnel
OMG Are You Psychic?
How... how did you do that?
- Without speaking to Tiny Bertrella Slugkin hand her the shrunken wedding dress
The Udderbuttock-Gromley Memorial Award
You scanned 10 people with the Udgrom-o-meter
You tried to do a terrible thing
- Try to give Little Bilge's Book to Walter Stubbs in the Trophy shop
What's in the box?
You found out what's in the box. Upstairs in slug house
Best Friends Forever
You brought two very normal characters together
- Give Terry the robot to Normal Paul
Good As New
You solved Bertrella's problem.
- Shrink the wedding dress and swap with tiny bertrella for the new wedding dress, give this to Bertrella
The Pub Awaits
You solved Other Bertrella's problem
- Give Randy the leaflets
When the witch asks you what you want the leaflets to read, answer "Down with this sort of thing".
Born in a barn
You left every single door in Humble Pie open.
- Leave every door open then complete the game.
Put wood in t'ole
Close all the doors after going through them.
You completed Humble Pie