
This is a guide to assist you across any puzzles you may be having troubles with.
Non Badge Puzzles
Puzzle 1: Pierre Blocks the Path
Collect Sour Butt Nuts from the trees above. Eat Butt Nut infrount of Pierre, he will run away.
Puzzle 2: Fetch Meh a Drink
Run Up from meh to “Butt Juice” from here collect… Collect one item from the trees near the Portal. Obtain two bags of Sugar: one located by Big Boy’s Shop, and the other inside Tad’s House, as indicated by the solution to Puzzle 3. Give butt juice back to meh.
Puzzle 3: Catch a Dirt Guppie
To initate, grab the shovel off the ground over the lake behind the ‘Butt Juice’ Store location. Tad indicated to find the Dirt guppie under a large rock. Dig the large rock in the right corner of the map.

Plumbing Badge
Fix the Fountain
- Part 1: Read the top image and move the fountain using the arrows depending on the clock wise it asks you to move.
Start on 1 -> Move left until on number 7 -> Move right until on number 5 -> Move left until on number 11
- Part 2: Go into the manhole… Look at bottom image and where there are pipes, follow turning the gears…

LOL Badge
Boy of the Stars
Wait until night time and look through the telescope, Write down the the position of every star. If you do so correctly, you may get a sketch like this…

Find all star-shaped objects on the ground, even those not labeled as “moon conditions.” At night, start with the first star and touch each star in numerical order. The moon is represented as the circle of stones.
Botany Badge
The Depressed Tree
Go down to “Slam jackson” the witch in the area filled with purple mushrooms and ask about an antidepressant elixir; she will ask for 3 seritonin seeds. Get seritonin seeds from Anxiety disorder plants, sprinkle pollen over the plant.
How to Get the Pollen
Return to the tree and solve the bee puzzle. To solve the puzzle, reduce all flowers to a single petal. Place the first bee on the first flower and do not move it. Position the other three bees in a line behind the first bee. Use the last bee repeatedly until the puzzle is complete. When a flower reaches three petals, place a bee on that flower as well.
Meh’s Badge
Meh is Thirsty Again
Go back to Slam jackson after getting this quest, you ask about A** Juice and she will send you to retrive a sour butt juice, a sweet butt juice and 3 ripe smell shrooms.
How to Get the Smell Shrooms
Go to the front of the castle and eat a sweet butt nut infrount of Pierre; he will follow you back to the mushrooms and tell you which ones are ripe.
Time Travel Badge
The Old Mans House
Grab your shovel and dig right away to get the key. Downstairs there are 6 panels, on the wall there is a paper; Hint: THINK NEGATIVE SPACES.
Top left: Small T, Top Middle: Square, Top Right: Large U, Bottom Left: Upside down Large T , Bottom Middle: Sideways L, Bottom Right: Large H
Then go to the top floor, change around the gears, Tip: Match the last 2 gears first!
Royal Badge
The King and Queens… Problem
Run down to slam jackson and ask about a virility elixir, she will ask for a golden flower and rainbow flower.
How To Get The Flowers
Golden Flower
Within the castle there are 3 portraits of the past queens with statements below them, match the flower trait with the statue of the queen based off this information
- Queen vanessa: Lily, Rose, Orchid.
- Queen Marissa: Pansy, Daisy, Tulip.
- Queen Cassandra: Iris, Narcissus, cosmos.
Rainbow Flower
Place flower in the rainbow order along the line.
- Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet
Keep in mind this table…

Treasure Badge
A Treasure Hunt
Simply follow the maps to each of the locations…
- Teasure 1:

- Treasure 2:

- Treasure 3:

- Once completed, move all the totums to match this pattern…

Dirt Fishin’ Badge
Catch the fish that are read in the book within Tad’s house:
- The Poop gobbler: Under the outhouse.
- The Spotted gimp: Middle of the circle of rocks.
- The Sex Offender: Under slam jackson.
- The highborn tuna: Before the bridge to the castle.
Bring all the fish back to Tad.
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