What advice would you give someone that just graduated high school?
Life isn’t fair and complaining about it doesn’t help.
How do you deal with failure?
I just try the date again later. There’s no real penalty for losing.
What’s the most recent thing you’ve done for the very first time?
A few months ago I moved into a brand new penthouse apartment.
What’s something you’d like to learn but haven’t found the time yet?
There’s so many sports that I need to learn how to play properly.
What would you do if you found out you only had one month to live?
I’d travel around the world and experience as much as I could.
What’s more important to you… being happy, or being successful?
Success at any cost… even if it means being unhappy for a while.
What kind of people do you look up to, or aspire to be like?
I want to be one of those billionaire assh*les that owns their own jet.
Do you think there should be more women in positions of power?
Sure, as long as she’s the most qualified person for the job.
If you started a business, what kind of business would it be?
I’d start a fashion company just to compete with yours
What accomplishment in your life are you most proud of?
I’m pretty proud that I got to nail a stewardess in an airplane bathroom.
In your opinion, what’s the best day of the week?
Monday, because you can start the week with a clean slate.
What’s the top item on your bucket list?
Something exhilarating, like skydiving or bungie jumping!
Do you think I should quit smoking?
Secretly, I hope you don’t. It’s kinda sexy when you smoke.
If you could have me at any age, how old would you want me to be?
Forty. If you ask me, women age like a fine wine.
Should I get a face lift? I think it would really help my career if I was prettier.
If it’ll make you happy, then sure, why not? It can’t hurt.
How much did you miss me over the past couple of years?
A lot, actually. I think about your tits pretty much every night before bed.
Be honest… have you looked up any of my porn videos since we met?
I’d be lying if I said curiosity hasn’t gotten the best of me...
Would you ever consider marrying someone who’s ten years older than you?
For the right woman, I’d be willing to overlook the age gap.
If she ever stops ignoring me, I’d love to introduce you to my daughter some day. Would you be okay with that?
Maybe some day… I don’t like to rush into anything too serious, you know?
Have you ever thought about anything more than just sex between us?
I tried once but my mind went right back to sex.
I know you’ve had sex with a porn star, but have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
I’m not proud of it, but, I did pay for sex once in a moment of weakness.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
Not having to think about sex every waking moment of my f*cking life.
What do you want to do with me that we haven’t already done?
I don’t know, how about just like… slow, intimate love making?
Sometimes I wonder… would I have been better off if I chose not to have my daughter?
That’s pretty f*cked up. How could you say that about your own daughter?
Would you rather be a vampire, a ghost, oooorr… a werewolf?
Vampire, duh! Who doesn’t want to be a vampire?
How many followers do you have on QuickiePic?
I’m not sure, maybe a few thousand?
What do you do when there’s like, f*cking nothing to do?
I always say… if you can’t find someTHING to do, find someONE to do.
If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Being suffocated by a girl sitting on my face.
What’s like, the time you were like, most afraid?
A horrific dream I had where death was chasing me.
You know the seven deadly sins? Which one are you like, most guilty of?
Wrath, because I don’t take sh*t from anyone.
If somebody was under twenty-one and wanted you to buy them beer, would you do it?
Sure, why not? What do I care?
Where do you like, spend most of your time?
Laying in my room staring up the ceiling.
If you contacted a dead person, what would you like, wanna ask them?
Are you allowed to haunt people you don’t like?
What do you think I should do for my next tattoo?
A big butterfly on your lower back.
What’s liiiike the most f*cked up place you’ve ever had sex?
Recently? An airplane bathroom.
Do you have any piercings?
Just one… but I’m not telling you where.
Candace "Candy" Crush
What’s your favoritest thing about me?
Definitely the freckles. I’m really into the freckles.
Can you guess what I’m thinking about right now?
A small furry animal?
Do you think payin’ for sex makes you a bad person?
I hope not! Otherwise, I am a VERY bad person.
Can you tell me somethin’ interestin’ about yourself?
I’m friends with a magical fairy who kinda has a thing for you.
What grade did you get up to in school?
I finished high school, but never went to college.
How much ya think I should charge for a hand job?
I feel like a hundred dollars would be a fair price.
Can you guess how many times I been pregnant?
It can’t possibly be more than like, three, right? Right!?
You got any cocaine on ya?
Not at the moment. I can probably get some later, though.
Can I have some money? Pretty please?
All I have are seeds… will you take seeds?
You ever have any of those… what do they call ‘em? STDs?
I caught one once, but thankfully it wasn’t permanent.
You ever go online and watch webcam girls?
All the time! I’ve lost a lot of money that way…
Do you got any ideas of how I can make more money?
Sell pictures of your feet on the internet.
What’s the harshest life lesson you’ve ever had to learn?
You can’t trust nobody… not even your closest friends.
Do you ever wanna have kids?
Yeah, definitely. I plan to have at least a couple of them.
Do you got any regrets about sh*t you did in the past?
Where do I start?
So, when you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Anything that paid really well, like a doctor or a lawyer.
If we were out and some d*ckhead started talkin’ sh*t to me, what would you do?
Nothing. You’re a big girl, you can handle it.
What do you think about the prison system?
Some of the sentences they give out are way too harsh.
Would you ever date an ex-convict?
It depends on what she did.
Do you think of yourself as like, a pessimist, or an optimist?
Neither really… I think of myself as more of a realist.
How close are you with your family?
We’re very, very close. Family is extremely important to me.
Is there anything that like, keeps you up at night?
Thinking about the messed up state of our world...
You ever break the law?
Oh yeah, I was quite rebellious in my teenage years.
When was the last time you cried?
It’s been a long time. I was probably a kid.
Why do you think the divorce rate is so high these days?
Most husbands don’t know how to make their wives happy.
What’s your opinion on alimony payments?
If you get used to a certain lifestyle, you shouldn’t have to give it up.
How do you feel about women who have kids?
That’s fine, as long as I don’t have to see them.
What kind of care do you drive, hmm?
Not to brag, but I DO have a high end European sports car...
Do you think it’s wrong to be materialistic?
Not at all. It’s just human nature.
What made you want to get into the sugar baby business?
I guess I just have a thing for older women...
What kind of gifts do you usually get your girlfriends on their birthday?
I just ask her what she wants so I don’t have to think about it.
Do you think there’s anything I can do to feel more attracted to my husband?
Why should you? It’s up to him to attract you, isn’t it?
How do you feel about veiny boobs? Not a fan.
They kinda creep me out a little.
Do you give money to homeless people?
Absolutely not. They’d just blow it on drugs or something.
Can you guess which part of my body I HAVEN’T had plastic surgery on?
I’m gonna take a wild guess and say... your ass.
Have you ever had to use an aid to help you get ready for sex?
Not even once. I’m ready to go at the drop of a hat.
Sarah "Suki" Stevens
What do you think is usually better? The manga, the anime, or the live action movie?
I’d have to go with the anime. Most of the time, anyway.
Do you have a favorite character class that you choose in RPG games?
I’m usually a wizard of some kind. I just like magic.
What’s your favorite kinda video game? Huh? Huh? HUH?
I like the cute games where you get to decorate your house.
What do you think I should do first when I visit Japan?
Go into the city and spend all your money on stupid stuff.
What kinda girl do you go for first in dating sim games?
I like the virgin girl with the shy personality.
If you could have a superpower, what would you want it to be?
I want the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes.
What kinda anime do you like to watch?
Action anime where they battle for the fate of the world.
What kinda stuff do you and your friends do together?
Sometimes we get together to play board games and stuff.
Do you have any cavities?
Oh yeah, are you kidding? My mouth is a train wreck.
How do you prefer to watch a television series?
I wait until the series is done and then binge watch the whole thing.
Do you like chubby girls?
A little chub can be cute… but there’s a limit.
I’m thinking of changing my nail polish color. What color should I go with?
I kinda like the yellow. I say leave them as they are.
How do you feel about those online dating sites?
I’d much rather find a way to meet someone in real life.
Do you think it is a good idea for people to remain friends with their exes?
Sure… if you still care about the person, why not?
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Yeah, but it was a bad idea. Never doing that again!
Have you ever had a lucid dream, where you’re aware that you’re dreaming?
I’ve never had a lucid dream, but I’ve always wanted to!
Do you have an embarrassing secret that you’ve never told anyone?
I was a virgin up until about two years ago...
How important do you think umm… s-sex is, in a romantic relationship? To me?
Extremely important. I’d go crazy without it!
Would you rather live in a big city, the suburbs, or in the middle of nowhere?
You can’t beat the suburbs. It’s the best of both worlds.
Do you think girls look better with or without makeup?
I like a little bit of makeup, but not the whole encounter.
When you get really anxious or nervous, how do you calm yourself down?
I start doing a different activity that will distract my mind.
If you could change anything about your physical appearance, would you?
I might make a few little tweaks… but nothing too crazy.
Can you tell what kind of person somebody is just by looking at them?
I have a pretty good intuition about people most of the time.
What are your thoughts on forgiveness?
You should strive to forgive everyone, no matter what they did.
What do you think my bandmates and I should call our band? How about…
“Worthless Holes”? It fits you perfectly!
Do you have any nicknames that people call you?
This really annoying chick keeps calling me “Sweet Cheeks.”
Would you… f*ck your dad if it meant you got a perfect sex bot in return?
Why bother? I already have a sex bot named Ashley.
When did you first lose the ol’ v-card?
Please, I lost that sh*t while I was still in the womb.
Which social cliche were you part of back in high school?
Believe it or not, in high school I was kind of a jock.
Can you guess the name I gave to my vibrator?
F*ck, I don’t know…”humpie” or something like that?
Have you ever tried to suck your own d*ck?
Of course… and successfully I might add!
Do you think there’s anything so serious we shouldn’t joke about it?
Nah, I think everything should be on the table.
Would you eat a chick out if she was on her period?
I’m not happy about it, but I’d take one for the team.
Is there anything in your past that you’re ashamed of? Come on, give me something juicy...
Nope, sorry, I HAVE no shame.
Are you more of a tit man or an ass man?
Neither... I’m more of a personality man.
Would you rather someone pee in your mouth or sh*t on your chest?
Do I have to pick just one? Why not both?
What’s your favorite… shall we say… adult, role play scenario?
Sex slavery, where she’s the slave and I’m the master.
When you’re… uhh, m-making love...are you more dominate or submissive?
I prefer to take on the more dominate role.
Do you sleep naked, or with clothes on?
Totally nude! Nothing but my birthday suit!
Have you ever watched very strange porn, but, ended up sort of… liking it?
I may have recently developed a water sports feitsh...
Is there anything that you WOULDN’T do... with a girl?
Nah, I’m pretty much game for anything.
How would you describe the taste of… a lady?
It tastes like a sweaty armpit smells.
Do you like to put on music when you’re… with a girl?
I turn the volume all the way up so my neighbors can’t hear.
What are you thinking about right now?
Boobs, always boobs. Big ones, small ones, medium sized ones…
How long can you go without needing to… you know… uhh, pleasure yourself?
My all time record is about six hours.
What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while, uhh… having relations?
I hate to admit it, but… finishing too quickly.
I can’t believe I’m asking you this, but umm… what do you do if you get horny at work?
I just go into the bathroom and take care of business.
Have you ever been caught... p-playing with yourself before?
I'll never forget the day my mom walked in on me...
When do you think a person should be ready to settle down?
I don’t see anything wrong with getting hitched in your twenties.
Would you rather your partner be good in the kitchen, or good in the bedroom?
Sex is great, but nothing beats a delicious home cooked meal.
If you could be born in the past or the future, which one would you choose?
I’d be much happier in the past. Those were simpler times.
What kind of girl are you into, hmm? What’s your type?
I like girly girls. Lipstick, perfume, cute dresses and heels!
How do you feel about the idea of an open relationship?
I think it’s a good way to ruin a relationship forever.
What do you like to do after… well, you know, after you do it?
I like to cuddle for a little while.
Is there anything you do in the shower to keep yourself entertained?
Sometimes I sing an entire album in there!
What’s your dream wedding like?
I’m going all out with a huge venue, flowers, doves… the works!
Do you have any good video ideas for my channel?
Why don’t you try doing an ASMR video?
Do you believe in traditional gender roles?
Personally? I feel good about fulfilling my obligations as a man.
How long should a couple be datin' before they consider marriage?
If you don’t know in six months, it’s not going to work out.
Which of these would you choose if you could only choose one: money, power, or fame?
Power is everything. How could you NOT choose power?
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There’s feelings of dislike… not towards others, no… towards herself. She views herself as below others.
A lost soul… confused about her place in the world,lashes out at the people who care for her most...
I’m getting… images...images of… wait, is she going to that whole thing in there? It’s not possible!
There’s a deep sadness, and much regret. She wishes she could start over, but fears it’s far too late...
Growing ever more tired of life’s routine and monotony, she seeks...new challenges, and exciting risks...
A lack of meaning leaves a gap in this one’s life… a gap she tries to cover up with shallow distractions...
It’s a fear of being unremarkable that drives her forward… a desire to leave her mark on the world.
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There’s a fear… a fear of mortality… of growing old. She’ll stop at nothing to feel young once again.
Despite an overwhelming amount of love in her life, she continues to seek acceptance from those closest.