How to Gnorp in 3 easy steps!
Guide to Gnorp
Step 1
Observe the rock, make sure it wont go anywhere. Once you have made sure the rock wont flee in terror, mercilessly bash the rock into the ground!
Step 2
After you have ever so cruelly wounded the rock, it will try to bribe you to stop by throwing you little “shards”. You may then click these shards and they will slowly jump towards your stash where they will be converted into pure Gnorp-Dollars (GD). You then spend your GD to obtain housing which lures in fellow Gnorps from the ethereal plane who are more than happy to help u bash that rude rock. Once you have some housing and more Gnorps, you can assign your Gnorps to certain tasks, the first two being delivering shards to the stash and slammers who throw themselves into the rock to produce more shards for you!
You Have Started Your Gnorp Journey!
Congratulations, you have officially started your journey of breaking that rock down into shards. As you progress more and more you will unlock many new ways to harass that rock(It deserves it trust me).
Get to gnorpin!
whats coaxing?
To coax you have to click the light bulb on top of the rock lab when its fully white