Monster Prom – Beast-er Eggs

Eggs

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Series Mentions

• Outdoors: In talking with Juanito the 23rd, there is mention of the prequel “Monster Middle School”
• The Mercy event mentions a Monster Prom sequel which would presumably be entitled “Monster Grad School”.

Alphabetized Non-Existent Mechanics

Prom

• Adoration, +3,000,000.
• Awakeness, lvl 12 affects those around you.
• BFF, +1.
• Coolness, +10.
• Empathy.
• Giant Falcon Feather, +1.
• Honor.
• Karma, -10.
• Logic.
• Math.
• Mercy, -5.
• Nobility.
• Prestige, +200,000.
• Righteousness, +10.
• Roses, 7:2 ratio to Charm.
• Sh!ts, +0.
• Staphylococcus, +1.
• STD, +1.
• Valuable Lesson, +1.
• Years of Life, -3.

Camp

• Berries, +10.
• Charisma (Charm), is stored in the spleen.
• Dexterity (Creativity).
• Evil, +10 (from liver).
• Fashion, +10.
• HP, +10 (from apple).
• Invite (to crab rave), +1.
• Life, -ALL.
• Mana (Fun), can apparently be protected against up to 50.
• Stamina, +2
• Strength (Boldness)
• Wisdom (Smarts).

Zoe, Lady of Endless Regret’s Ships

• Calculester/Miranda
• Calculester/Scott
• Damien/Dahlia
• Damien/Miranda
• Damien/Liam
• Dmitri/Hope
• Violet/Tate

Zoe, Lady of Endless Regret’s AUs

• French – Les Monsterables
• Pirate – Spooky High Seas

Non-Obvious Minority Rep

Prom

• Voyeuristic businessman with a food kink.
• Polyamorous date with Miranda and Damien/Vlad and
• Plants are canonically ace/aro, but Robert and Plantgelina Joleaf have gender and are valid marriage partners (at least according to the vaguely rapey Interdimensional Prince).
• Marshmallow stuffing with Scott.

Camp

• Antonio the Aeronautics Ant is a he/him woman for the Ant pun (butch lesbi-ant?)
• George the Yeti is deaf & Scott knows ASL for his Grandma’s friends.
• Moth Mann is in an open relationship with the she/her campfire.

Player Character Anatomy

• Your stomach can be legally married and is also a Class 5 Atomic Bomb Shelter.
• Your stats are dictated by Yelp!, can be gambled with, are susceptible to spellcraft, and can be supplemented at a rate of 50mg to 1 (at least in the case of Boldness).
• Your liver is capable of turning alcohol into telepathy given a good whacking.
• Your nose is a horn that can summon rhinos.