Oi ya grots! I just unlocked da skulls which means I’m pretty much a dragsta boss. So I’m gonna give ya gits some advanced learnin’ so you can also be cunnin’ dragsta boyz! Some of it is kounter intuitiv so pay attenshun!
Tips and Tricks
By Heavy Money
General Tactics
Da Shokkjump Dragsta is da best vehikul in da game. Don’t forgit it! Krump any git who says othawise!
Yer shokk gun is slow firin. Don’t rush it! Aim an wait fer ideal kondishuns befor ya shoot! Also it don’t aim down! So watch fer bumps and dunes an’ dun ramp too much. Rampin’ may look cool but it means yah can’t shoot unless ya do all dat fancy air spinnin stuff and yer gonna mess dat up an’ land on yer stupid head because yer a zoggin grot! Also it tries ta point at yer mouse when yer lookin’ in a direction it can’t aim, an dat means that even when ya look back it sometimes hasta traverse before it matches back up with yer mouse! An’ if ya fire durin’ dat its gonna miss!
Yuv got a targetting squig that helps ya at long range. Its way easier to hit far off stuff than ya think! An ‘arder ta hit close stuff. So keep sum range! And take shots at those stupid Wagons by tha enemy stompa, even if they are just a speck in da distance! Yull farm sum damage an give those grots a real ‘eadache! If yer posishunin right dere is always somethin’ ta blast every time yer shokk comes offa cooldown so do it an’ get top damage every match and an assist offa every kill! An don’t furgit you can shoot while warpin’!
You are da fastest (ignore what dem scrapjets say) so you can play as pursuit vehikul or knife fighta but yer best snipin’! Use yer speed to stay in an ideal overwatch snipin posishun as da match progressis. Don’t be afraid ta drive backwurds if that keeps yer gun pointin at the other gits! And you can always use yer speed to dive in ta finish a kill or block da bomb! Also ya gotta use da ‘andbrake and backwards drivin’ to keep yer shokk gun aimed at movin’ gits.
You can jus play defense at yer Stompa like the Wagons do. Betta than drivin’ round in circles like a grot wif ‘is ‘ead cut off. Be cunnin! If ya do it right, yull be dumping shokk shots into anyone that isn’t hiding behind covah! Drop a shot onto each o’ dem otha boyz an dey won’t be able ya fight yur boyz properly! It works for dem Wagons, and yuv got more dps, no shot drop, targuttin squig, an yer not a zoggin grot hidin in a metal bawks! (da cowards, da fools!) Plus, dis makes all dem other boys mad as ‘ell and dis is da zoggin internet an dat means yer winnin’!
If ya start warp jumpin’ while holding da bomb yer gonna drop it, so yer not the best bomberdeer. But ya are da fastest at grabbin it, especially since you can hang out closer to da bomb spawn point since yuv got mad range! So yer job isn’t ta run da bomb, its ta get da bomb and than hand it off to yer most cunnin’ mate an let im run it (an stop them other grots on yer team from screwin’ it up. Ya know who I’m talkin’ bout). You can also keep up with anyone, so ya can follow da runnah right in and pick it up if deys a git dat drops bombs or gets ‘splodead.
Ya can change direckshun while warpin’ and you better or yer gonna get scrapped by any propa’ boy. Hit warp, den F boost or Handbrake ta throw dem other boyz off targit! An rember you can go behind covah, den warp out an behind enemies an dey won’t know how ya got dere! Totally cunnin’!
You may think yer not upta foightin wiff other kars up close, but yer wrong. Ya can knife fight wiff da best o’ dem because you get lotsa time to think and focus on dodgin’ between shots! An youse gots da range to soften em up a bit before dey get on ya, and da speed ta leave if yer losin’! If life aint goin yer way, just hit da bricks! And yer the only one who can knife fight at range! Stay close enuff dat dey can’t escape, but far enuff dey can’t hurt ya bad!
Yer role is harrassment an softenin’ up da enemy. Its not yer job to go fer kills, its yer job to make sure yer mates can win any scrap dey end up in, and dat no enemy git can peek outta cover wiffout getting a faceful! Yuv got da range an speed to influence da flow o’ battle more dan anyone else because you can kontribuut to any fight almost anywhere, an you can do it without overextending yerself and wastin time ded! And even when ya do get krumped, you can get back into tha action and start helpin’ again sooner dan anyone else! Also don’t forget to bait those gits yer fightin’ after dey get mad at you fer constantly tazin’ dere bums frum range! Let em chase ya like a squirrel an waste time while ya keep shootin!
The Other Rides
Dem Snazzwaguns are scary, but dey can’t shoot backwards! An yer faster and got an extra boost over dem, and yer rokkit lock shows where dey are thru smoke! As long as ya get a shot into em while dey are closin’, you should have dis one easy unless yer a git.
Boosta Blastas are tuff ’cause dey can shoot you anywhere so you can’t jink into dere blind spot. And dey got tha range to shoot ya down while runnin’! An if ya get close dey’ll dead stop ya wiff dere bombs! Worst fight if dey are good. But dey also like ta bounce up an’ aroun’ a lot, which makes ’em free targets! Drop a couple shokks on em at range and den warp in on dem and finish dem off easy unless yer a git!
Looted Wagon’s are yer nemersis but dun sweat it cause yer betta dan dem! Same long range, easyur ta hit yer shots, more dps. Yer low profile so dere big shootas don’t hurt as bad. Ya have da speed to get in an out of cover, so ya win shootouts if ya do it right! Grot Bomms are right annoyin’ but yuv got two boosts ta dodge with, jus learn ta lishun for em. An if dey are flyin’ a bomb around, dems a sittin’ grot! Dey can’t even afford to start shootin’ dere grot bomms if yer harassin’ ’em. Just drop a Shokk on each one now and den and wage pychologikul warfare! Also if yer knife fightin em its real easy cause dey are slow and can only shoot dere big shootas in front. Ya can usully jus shoot em to death at range while dey are focused on yer team, even if dey are right at dere stompa! Or soften em an den warp in and its an easy kill unless yer a git!
Squigbuggies can ‘eal dem otha boyz almost as fast as you can damage em so you gotta kill dem first. But if yer posted up wiff propa overwatch its easy fer you ta spot dem. Dropp a couple shokks and dey’ll often jus die in the general melee. An if dey aren’t in da general melee, den dey ain’t doing much so who cares! An if ya knife fight em just gotta watch fer da mines and dodge em with yer boost which should be easy unless yer a git!
Scrapjets are fastanuff ta catch ya and dere secundary fire will krump ya hard! But they’re pretty fragyle so just shoot em comin in, and den don’t let dem get lined up perfectly on ya. But if dey go after ya, don’t try runnin’ away straight! Dey are da best persoot vehikuls and dere rokkits will rek ya! Counter their aggreshun wiff yer brutal cunnin’ by getting to their side blindspot and krumpin dem unless yer a git.
Wartrike is like da scrap jet except dey can’t catch ya unless dey grapple ya, and you should be able ta break dat unless yer in the open. But if you was in the open, ya’d see em coming an shoot em, right? Also just don’t knife fight em up close from da front. Dey are soft and got blindspot behind. Just shoot em down at range unless yer a git!
Grot mega tank? My brutha in Mork (or Gork) just don’t go right nexta ‘im. What’re dey gonna do? Easiest target to harass unless yer a git!
Otha Dragstas probly didn’t read dese tips so just snipe ’em while dey run around like ‘eadless grots an show how ‘ard you are because dey are gits!
Arright dat should do ya (unless yer a git). Now get out dere an start shokkin dem otha boyz! An if you find yerself foightin against me remember dat dere can be only one dragsta boss an its me!
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