Have you gotten used to that crisp 100% completion, only to get it ripped away with the introduction of ‘content’ and ‘improvements’? Well, fear no longer as those days will soon be long behind you. With this handy guide you will be able to regain your status of gamer chad once more.
Complete Achievement Guide
The 12 Solo Challenges
Let’s be real, you already have these and they’re fairly easy to get. Before advancing on to the other achievements, go and beat these to get the basic skills you will need to survive longer than titanium. The best teacher here is experience and you’ll just have to git gud. Now go, off with you.
The 9 Co-op Challenges
Now while these 9 are not are difficult as the story, a few will likely trip you up here and there. You will need to survive for 35 rounds (most of the time) eventually battling the Insanium robots. How difficult this is will depend on how may people you have helping you out, and while it is not incredibly hard to do these with two people, having a group of 4 will speed things along. My only tip for you is…
Team revives are useful.
Story Insanity Completion
Story Insanity 1
- Beat Chapter 1 on Insane Difficulty!
Strap yourself in boys and girls because things are about to get disproportionately harder. There is no single way to beat this, (or any of the five chapters for that matter), so your best shot is to see what works for you.
And use these tips or whatever you know, it’s your life I’m not your mum like idc man.
- Learn how to cut through armoured enemies in one sword swing. You will either need to cut the robots right down the middle or in the gap between the upper and lower body. Your going to be fighting a lot of armoured robots so this will significantly speed up your progress of you can do it consistently.
- I recommend buying a bow, arrow deflect 1, then clones, clones and more clones. The bow will allow you to kill raptors safely and the arrow deflect will let you… deflect arrows. The best thing you can do after getting these two is just try to outlive the 10 rounds.
Now with those whole two handy tips do you feel ready to conquer the arena? Well you shouldn’t. I could tell you a thousand things to do in the thousand different situations you will be presented with during the story but then I realised you weren’t 2 and can figure this stuff you yourself. Seriously, just jump in and play.
Story insanity 2
- Beat Chapter 2 on Insane Difficulty!
Pretty much the same as Chapter 1 except for one thing. The Hammer! Those who use this as their weapon of choice finally get their time to shine. The same advice from chapter one stays relevant. A bow for raptors and arrow deflect. Or if you’re feeling particularly nimble maybe you could do it with just clones and your trusty hammer.
Story Insanity 3
- Beat Chapter 3 on Insane Difficulty!
This is another easy one. You have plenty of checkpoints and a lot of upgrade to start with. Unless you want to use the bow for the whole mission, I don’t recommend it. The AI is incompetent with it and will get more done with a sword or hammer. Once again, not too hard. You should be able to get through on your first attempt.
Story Insanity 4
- Beat Chapter 4 on Insane Difficulty!
For this you will have to become good with a spear. This is a tough one and you’l just have to buckle down and grind it out. Good luck.
- Kill 500 enemies with a Bow!
I am on Fire!
- Kill 300 enemies with Flame Breath!
- Kill 500 enemies with a Hammer!
- Kill 500 enemies with a Spear!
- Kill 500 enemies with a Sword!
- Kill 300 enemies while jetpacking!
- Kill 200 enemies by kicking them!
There is no trick to beating these, they simply are earned from playing the game. I recommend completing these last however as it will minimise the grinding you will have to do.
- Beat a level without killing anyone!
This is an easy one. All you have to do is kill all enemies with environmental hazards.
The easiest place to do this is the first level of the (singleplayer) kick only challenge, where you can lure the enemy into the central spikes.
- Click the logo on the title screen!
You have to Click the logo on the title screen! I know, tricky. I’ve enclosed a handy diagram to help you out.
Let’s try another human!
- Die on level 1 of Endless Mode.
Open up endless mode and die to the first enemy.
- Rescue the War Cubes!
To complete this one, you will have to find an easter egg. The 7th level of Chapter 2 of the story is where you will have to reach first. Once beating this level instead of using the jump pad to get to the elevator, head sideways to the right, towards the pink. Go inside the little chamber to uncover the achievement.
If you’re still having trouble check out this video (12:35).
This is not co-op!
- Kick a clone towards the Elevator.
For this achievement you will need to have unlocked kick and have at least on clone. Once you have both of these, in the upgrade room, go over to where your clone stands and kick it towards the elevator until the achievement unlocks.
- Jump into the Emperor’s forcefield!
For this you will have to find a way to get high enough to reach the Emperor, (the big red guy on the throne). The only thing worth noting it that this cannot be obtained in co-op.
A few levels to look out for are these:
- Get 3 Team Revives in a public co-op game!
You will need to be playing co-op to achieve this, and have a minimum of 6 points. The team life upgrade costs 2 points per life, and you will need all 3. These are only counted for you, so don’t worry about having to race your teammates to them.
- Get every upgrade in the upgrade tree!
Okay, now things are getting difficult. To get every single upgrade, you will need 41 points. Insanium starts at level 33 so you will need to become fairly proficient to reach this mark. Unfortunately, this is just a guide telling you that you need to git gud, not how. You’re on your own for this one
Hello fellow human!
- Exchange Hellos with a human.
You’ll need to be in a multiplayer/co-op match for this one. Simply use the hello emote (press default key left alt), while your enemy/friend is using the same emote in your direction. It’s alot easier than I’m making it sound. Just both use the hello emote at each other.
I think it’s dead now
- Hit garbage on the ground repeatedly!
Self explanatory. After killing an enemy, continue hitting it where it lays dead on the ground.
How do you like it?
- Kick a kick bot to death!
The quickest way to achieve this is to do the kick only challenge. You will have to face kick bots and there will always be an environmental hazard to use.
The garbage is mine!
- Kill all the garbage bots.
After completing a level, you will have to kill the little green cube robots that come to collect the garbage. They’re fast and hard to melee so be quick!
I’m like a bird!
- Melee an enemy while high above the ground!
Melee refers to the sword, hammer or spear. You will either need to hit an enemy while on a jump-pad or jumping of something. You should get this by chance while just playing.
There can be only one!
- Kill your clone.
Another self explanatory one. Just go over to where your clone is standing in the upgrade room and make sure it knows it’s place. Trash.
Fire on my mind
- Mind transfer into a Flame raptor!
Raptors can be found in Chapter 4 of the story or randomly in a Mind-Transfer challenge. All you have to do is get killed by the raptor.
- Kill 3 enemies with one attack!
This is easiest completed with a hammer. Just line 3 weak enemies up and get swinging.
They don’t call it Sanium
- Reach Insanium in Endless Mode!
That’s 33 levels. 33 levels of pain. 33 levels of suffering. But I believe in you, so go out there and prove to Doborog that you’re not just some talentless hack. Go show the arena what you’re made of. Get mad! I don’t want your damn emotes, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Doborog’s manager! Make them rue the day they thought they could give you a challenge! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the emotes! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible emote that burns your house down!
I am Titanium!
- Reach Titanium in Endless Mode!
See above (15 levels for titanium).
Meet people, go insane!
- Reach Insanium in a public co-op match!
This one’s a little easier than doing it solo, because co-op is just easier in general. You shouldn’t have too much trouble with this one.
- Say Hello to Doborog!
This is a bit of an odd one. What you’re going to have to do is wait for the official Doborog channel to be streaming on Twitch. When this happens boot up the game and there will be a link to watch the stream from the main menu. Click it and get this achievement.
- Be the second to Last Bot Standing.
This is easier done when there are less player in a game, so try and hop in off peak if you can. If you are able to win, you will be able to lose. Dominate your enemies first and then kill yourself. How do you dominate them you ask? Well-
The best human!
- Win a game of Last Bot Standing!
To win a gam of Last Bot Standing you will either need to be pretty good, or just get lucky. From my experience, the laser is really good. You can kill enemies from across the map before they even realise they’re in danger. The initial upgrades will matter less as the game goes on, as you pick up upgrades from the map, so just pick whatever you’re best with.
Tis but a scratch!
- Win 3 levels in a row with only one leg!
This is easiest done at the beginning of endless mode. The hard bit will be getting in a position where you only have one leg, and are still in control of the situation. Getting an archer to shoot it off by jumping at the right time, or jumping into a sawblade are my two recommendations. There’s a bit of luck required for this achievement however, so stay persistent.