It’s the Year of the Rat Tourists, So it’s time to teach you all the rules to become the Ultimate Rat King and survive the damp, dark corners of New Orleans.
Guide to Become The Rat King Of New Orleans
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Rule 1
It’s kill or be killed, and my god are rats survivors, so the way to survive as a rat is to play the line of the factions, don’t choose a side, you need to play those degenerates like a damn fiddle, ethics be damned. All that matters is the fat loot, cause you’ll need it.
Rule 2
Crafting is for Chads, and we’re not chads, we’re rats. We take everything from others cold, dead hands. Weapons, Ammo, Food, Medicine, but don’t be afraid to treat yourself to some gumbo, or some clean bandages, cause you deserve it cutie.
Rule 3
Combat is hard, but if your a rat, they won’t even see you coming. Rats stay in the shadows, not wasting a single bullet. Bottles, Spoons, Kitchen Knives, Screwdrivers. We use them all. But we’re never seen or heard, and don’t be afraid to take it slow because some stinky walkers are bouta stroll on up because somebody started playing jingle bells though some civil defence siren, because we’re Rats, Hygiene means nothing, rub yourself in strawberry jam from that jar you found in that walkers stomach and stroll on outta there.
Rule 4
Even rats have to treat themselves, so make sure to stock up on as many Meds as you can carry, because in the late game, you’ll never see them again, and trust me, you’ll need them. Also stock up on those Bandages and Special Food. You’ll need it.
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